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PostSubject: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Sat Dec 24, 2016 2:11 pm

I swear I'm not trolling or trying to mock a tragedy here....but admit it, in all your readings on the subject, you've occasionally found some stuff that's made you laugh a bit.
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1)Eric Veik going "I don't like it....I really don't! It makes me....mad!......OOOOOOOOOUUUGGGH!" in "Hitmen For Hire"
2)The face of the girl in the lower right with her arms outstretched in the 1999 Columbine class photo
3)Eric Harris in his journal: "You know what I hate?......cuuuuuhhhhhhhnnnnnntttrrrryyyyyy music!"
4)The Onion article: "Columbine students to safely resume bullying"
5)Dylan blowing his lines in "Hitmen For Hire"
6)Jerry Falwell blaming "Satan" for Columbine
7)The SWAT guy popping out of nowhere in the cafeteria footage at like the 3:18:xx mark
8)Dylan bopping around to that Pulp Fiction song in the video with Nate Dykeman
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Sat Dec 24, 2016 3:38 pm

I find all of Viek's lines in Hitmen for hire to be funny, the way he deliveres them is what makes it hilarious.
The Onion article of course.

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:15 pm

I always got a kick out of Eric's journal. Its so over the top I imagine someone reading it in a parody movie and having the voice overlap over itself while reading different entries in a dramatic angry tone.

Here are some highlights from Eric's journal:

spelling is stupid unless I say.

Fri fucking day night.

well hey fuckheads

NO, NO, NO GOD FUCKING DAMIT NO!

well shit I'm to tired wright anymor tonight

wooh, different pen. HA!

DIE manmade words

Pity that a lot of the dead will be a waste in someways, like dead hot chicks who were still bitches

there are probably about 100 people max in the school alone who I dont want to die

there are probly around 10 people I wouldnt want to die

Vodka got his vodka

went to safeway got some donouts

when she wore those shorts to work.. instant hard on.

HA! HAHAHA! neener! Booga Booga. heh.

you know whats weird, I dont feel like a punching through a door

Woohoo, I'll never have to take a final again!

WOOHAH

much shit has happened.

Right now I'm trying to get fucked and trying to finish off these time bombs

ohh fucking nooo.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Wed Jan 04, 2017 6:50 am

Eric's hate list is very angry but also very funny. I relate to some of the things sometimes. Like the WB slogan song....omg that was annoying.

I think if you could take out Eric's hate and anger he could have been a funny guy. Some of the things he wrote were downright hilarious.

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:14 am

It's funny how Dylan is trying to say his speech on camera three times, and Eric does everything in one take. Dylan looks pretty scary,Eric is rather funny.

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:15 am

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It's funny how Dylan is trying to say his speech on camera three times, and Eric does everything in one take. Dylan looks pretty scary,Eric is rather funny.

And just think, Dylan was probably laughing like a maniac just like that on the 20. That in and of itself is creepy
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:31 am

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It's funny how Dylan is trying to say his speech on camera three times, and Eric does everything in one take. Dylan looks pretty scary,Eric is rather funny.

And just think, Dylan was probably laughing like a maniac just like that on the 20.  That in and of itself is creepy
Looking pretty scary pale  Especially when you know that this time Dylan shoots people.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:43 am


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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:54 am

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Wed Jan 04, 2017 11:44 am

Love wrote:
Lizpuff wrote:
Love wrote:
It's funny how Dylan is trying to say his speech on camera three times, and Eric does everything in one take. Dylan looks pretty scary,Eric is rather funny.

And just think, Dylan was probably laughing like a maniac just like that on the 20.  That in and of itself is creepy
Looking pretty scary pale  Especially when you know that this time Dylan shoots people.
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It's funny hearing them censor themselves, like "freaking" instead of the actual f-word. I know it was for a school project and all but it's still pretty amusing
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:06 pm

"Fuck off Brooks! I ain't paying for shit!"

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Wed Jan 04, 2017 4:29 pm

Lizpuff wrote:
Eric's hate list is very angry but also very funny.  I relate to some of the things sometimes.  Like the WB slogan song....omg that was annoying.

I think if you could take out Eric's hate and anger he could have been a funny guy.  Some of the things he wrote were downright hilarious.

I feel like if Eric had a different group of friends he would've been a more upbeat, silly guy. I definitely think he had that side to him. Same with Dylan. Its a shame to say that because he and Dylan were so loyal to each other, but it obviously would've been better for them and everyone else if they weren't friends.

Eric's "YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE" quote about meteorologists is hilarious. His anger over people predicting the weather wrong is ridiculously amusing.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Wed Jan 04, 2017 11:52 pm

I pretty much agree with what the others are saying about Eric. Reading through his rants, his "you know what I hate?", the missions he had with Dylan and Zack, the stuff about Brooks' lies (and lies people tell about money and their belongings in general) I find all of that really funny and amusing. Eric had a very sarcastic sense of humor and I tend to be like that myself so I can relate to that.

The other thing that I found pretty funny was in the video "Radioactive Clothing", when it first starts off they are sitting in the back seat talking back and forth and they keep saying stuff like "Yep", "yea", "yep", "yea" every time they talk and at one point Eric forgets what the one guy's name is supposed to be and he asks him "What the fuck was your name?"

So yea, those are the few things that stick out for me that I remember getting a laugh from.

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Thu Jan 05, 2017 12:47 pm

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] I thought about the "yep's" in radioactive clothing too! Someone on instagram made an edit of all the "yep yup yea's" they say in that video. Also the clip from radioactive clothing where Dylan says something about being smart and Eric (seemingly absently) repeats "smaaaarrrrrrt..." is pretty funny. Sometimes I wonder if they forgot they were being filmed in those videos haha
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Thu Jan 05, 2017 3:04 pm

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] I thought about the "yep's" in radioactive clothing too! Someone on instagram made an edit of all the "yep yup yea's" they say in that video. Also the clip from radioactive clothing where Dylan says something about being smart and Eric (seemingly absently) repeats "smaaaarrrrrrt..." is pretty funny. Sometimes I wonder if they forgot they were being filmed in those videos haha

Haha, you should definitely post that video if you can. "Radioactive Clothing" is actually a pretty funny skit all the way through. If you actually listen to what they're saying and what the skit is supposed to be about - it's funny. When I originally watched it, I had only half paid attention to it, but then I decided to do a written transcript for it. I did written transcripts for all their videos and posted them on the old forum. I was an idiot and didn't save them and then the forum got deleted and now they are gone. After all that time I sat there listening to these videos and typing them out. Oh well.

Anyhow, yea, it's funny. Then there's this part where they are creeping around in someone's basement and all these clothes start jumping on them and they're screaming and shooting them and then another piece of clothing tries to attack Dylan, he screams and throws a dart at it. I could have been sitting there watching a comedy skit. It's just so hard to believe that this was only a few short weeks before the massacre. They both had a really good sense of humor, they were joking around and seemed to be having a really good time and were enjoying making the video. They basically had everyone fooled including their own parents and friends.

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:19 pm

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:48 am

They're kind of adorable to be honest. I also love when they're trying to film the car wax commercial video. And Dylan's trying to act, and he's so good at it good at yelling, hahah.

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Fri Jan 06, 2017 5:42 am



Original Radioactive Clothing

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Fri Jan 06, 2017 5:42 am



Video on the Yeas....

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:14 am

Just out of curiosity, who was the other guy in the video Radioactive Clothing? I thought it was funny that Eric when he smoked the cigarette, he didn't inhale.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:27 am

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Just out of curiosity, who was the other guy in the video Radioactive Clothing? I thought it was funny that Eric when he smoked the cigarette, he didn't inhale.

Mike V in this as well as Erik V
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Sat Jan 07, 2017 10:30 pm

I had never watched radioactive clothing all the way through before, I had only seen stills, clips and edits of it.

Was this the final version they showed to their teacher or was this a raw version before they edited it? The editing is so bad it's hilarious! I cracked up at them screwing up their lines, and at the end of their dialog in the car where the camera lingers on Dylan and he says "that's all" had me loling. Dylan looked like he was trying not to laugh through most of the car sequence which Also cracked me up. Poor Eric reminds me of Dale from King of the Hill in some parts. I can't believe people have used edits from this video to make them look like badasses. They're such goofs - especially Dylan. They seem like just normal, silly teenagers in this, and its kinda sad.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:24 pm

So we're all aware that Dylan's journal is angsty to the point of almost being a parody and isn't as amusingly angry as Eric's, but you can still find a couple gems that come across as amusing depending on how you look at it.

Here are some highlights from Dylan's journal:

I have just lost fucking $45 and before that I lost my zippo & knife

OK enough bitching, well I’m not done yet

Check it, (this isn’t good, but I need to write), so here

I hope she likes Techno

Fuck that → Dylan Klebold

I want drink. NOW

Anyway, here is a poem.
Fuck me die me

This room sucks.

lost in my little insane asylum with the outhouse redneck music playing.

Beeerr

I was delusional and thought she waved at me the last day of school. Oh well.

This shit again.

I’m forever sorry, infinitely, about the pornos.

Like how none of this calculus shit matters
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:35 am

I don't know if it's really funny or just annoying, but the myth of Eric saying he wanted ketchup with the Cini Minis. People STILL attribute that to him.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:56 pm

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I don't know if it's really funny or just annoying, but the myth of Eric saying he wanted ketchup with the Cini Minis. People STILL attribute that to him.

That and in the car wax commercial where everyone thinks Eric is the one behind the camera directing everyone when it's actually Erik Veik (sp? I can never remember how to spell the poor guy's name). Girls have commented on the youtube video staying how much they love "Eric's" voice and laugh and it's not even his. Not to mention Erik V has a fairly stereotypical geeky voice and they would probably never compliment anyone they knew in real life who talked like him. Those kinda things always annoyed me haha
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:58 pm

@Kiwik I know, right? Lol, you know it's funny how much we think alike. You're awesome, by the way Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:13 pm

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] aww shucks! I agree that we think alike and I think you're awesome too! I'm also glad that you chose to stick around, I was seriously bummed at the idea of you leaving!
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:22 pm

@Kiwik thanks for the kind words. I'm glad I'm sticking around, too. I've made some amazing friends here and I genuinely like being here.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:08 pm

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] - I've gotten an abuse complaint about a post you made in this thread. Dylan calling this kid a racist name before murdering him is hardly funny. Your post has been deleted. Please keep stuff like that off the board.

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:13 am

So, I was reading the statement that Tammy Golden (one of the girls that was in the Columbine parking lot with Robyn Anderson inside Robyn's car during the shooting) gave to the police, and it seems like the detective was thinking of someone else instead of Robyn, lol.

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