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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:43 am

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So, I was reading the statement that Tammy Golden (one of the girls that was in the Columbine parking lot with Robyn Anderson inside Robyn's car during the shooting) gave to the police, and it seems like the detective was thinking of someone else instead of Robyn, lol.

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Hahaha I missed that. That is really funny!

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Tue Jan 31, 2017 6:11 am

@Gonz lol I missed that, but that is both bizarre and hilarious! Lol, good find!
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:14 am

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So, I was reading the statement that Tammy Golden (one of the girls that was in the Columbine parking lot with Robyn Anderson inside Robyn's car during the shooting) gave to the police, and it seems like the detective was thinking of someone else instead of Robyn, lol.

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Good find and thanks for the best laugh I've had all day!!!
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:24 am

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] What a bizarre mistake. Surprising that this made it through.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:31 am

Eric's [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] jokes.
Eric Harris wrote:
JO mamma is so well behaved at dinner parties that no one ever has to tell her to behave! JEEEYAAAA!!


Jo mamma has so many bag clips that her neighbors ask to use some ocasionaly! JEEEYAAAA!!!


Jo mamma's health care plan is so great that she can afford to get sick and hurt and stuff! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!!!


Jo mamma is so good at counting in seconds that she doesnt need a watch to time things! except long things....JJJEEEYAAAA



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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:38 pm


You can also find a copy of his website/jo mamma jokes here:

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Thu Feb 02, 2017 12:02 am

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Jo mamma has so many bag clips that her neighbors ask to use some ocasionaly! JEEEYAAAA!!!

lol I can't.

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:06 am

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Jo mamma has so many bag clips that her neighbors ask to use some ocasionaly! JEEEYAAAA!!!

lol I can't.

Right? I wish Eric hadn't shot up his school and committed suicide. The shit he wrote is ridiculous and hilarious and I wish there was more of it haha.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:29 am

and It's so hilarious because it's also not. Like, it's so strangely detailed and direct but ironically works.

I mean "Jo mamma's health care plan is so great that she can afford to get sick and hurt and stuff! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!!!" like what?????!! haahaha

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Thu Feb 02, 2017 12:51 pm

I think his jo mamma jokes were supposed to mock actual jo mamma jokes, which to me makes it even funnier. That and the "JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!!!" afterwards.

The document Eric wrote describing music that was I guess being played in one of his classes was hilarious, despite the fact that it was full of racist and homophobic slurs. It seems the more he hated something the funnier he described it.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Thu Feb 02, 2017 12:56 pm

Ok, I'm an idiot, but what does jjjjeeeeyaaaaa mean? How do you pronounce it? I've never seen that except in Eric's writing.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:25 pm

I definitely laughed during the 'Eric Harris Inside Columbine' video, when he's spinning the phone round and says "Weeee!" to himself. The big kid!
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:48 pm

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Ok, I'm an idiot, but what does jjjjeeeeyaaaaa mean? How do you pronounce it? I've never seen that except in Eric's writing.

I always thought it was supposed to be a reaction to the joke, like laughing or saying "YEAAAHHH!!!" I could be wrong though haha.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:52 pm

@Kiwik ok lol, all these years I've saw that and thought, "Well, now how does one pronounce that and what does it mean?" I'm roughly the same age that they would be and I'd never heard or seen that.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:58 pm

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] it's all good, I only assume this b/c based on most of what I've read about Eric, I get the feeling he had a couple weird sayings that were exclusively his haha
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:26 pm

During Radioactive Clothing:
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Eric: Yea, yep, a few years ago when that first atomic bomb went off, near here, they uh, for some reason, some of these clothes have been just getting pretty radioactive on us, so we gotta go take em out.

Dylan: Yea, it’s a good thing we uh, we ordered those radioactive..shit.

Eric: Welp, we got this new guy on our team now, name’s uh, what the fuck was your name?

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:47 pm

Tomb wrote:
Ok, I'm an idiot, but what does jjjjeeeeyaaaaa mean? How do you pronounce it? I've never seen that except in Eric's writing.

I like that you mention this. I've always pronounced it [jeh-ya], and am always thoroughly amused. Also, I agree with [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] , I think it is another way of expressing humor/amusement and excitement.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:50 am

During Hitmen for Hire, there is a group of guys running away when E+D arrive. I wonder if it's intentional...
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:31 pm

I was watching a clip on you tube which is just Eric and Dylan's scenes in that Rachael Scott movie (which are grossly inaccurate btw). There is this scene where they show the "hit men for hire" video to the class. Everyone looks visibly disturbed and Rachael asks the teacher "do we really have to watch this?". In the background of that clip you can see the Dylan actor making gun signals at the tv the class are watching. I found it pretty funny. I'm the same age group as Eric and Dylan and I remember being part of the goth/metal scene at high school. Heaps of boys I knew where pretty similar to them, maybe not sooo angry though.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:01 pm

How about Mindy Pollock's description of Dylan?

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:11 am

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During Hitmen for Hire, there is a group of guys running away when E+D arrive. I wonder if it's intentional...
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Haha I always thought the kids in the background hurried to turn around and leave b/c they realized they were filming a video in that hallway. It actually works as a good effect if was unintentional!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] I think another student also described Eric as looking like a rat... They were quoted saying something along the lines of "he looked like a rat and he died like one". I'm pretty sure they were referring to Eric but I can't remember who said it though. It's a strange coincidence condsidering e&d look absolutely nothing alike yet kids described both of them as looking like rats
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:17 am

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How about Mindy Pollock's description of Dylan?

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Page 001096 - for reference.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:15 pm

Obviously the general tough guy act in Radioactive Clothing is funny, but I lose it every time Dylan gives his little pep talk.. "Alright, boys, here's the drill; this ain't no fuckin' joke, you should probably know that by now." Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:54 pm

Funny part from Radioactive Clothing:

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Mon Mar 06, 2017 3:49 pm

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"So I fux yo bitch in da clicky clank"

Dylan wrote that in reference to Tupac's "Hit Em Up'
The original line was:
"First off, fuck your bitch and the click you claim”
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:15 pm

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"So I fux yo bitch in da clicky clank"

Dylan wrote that in reference to Tupac's "Hit Em Up'
The original line was:
"First off, fuck your bitch and the click you claim”

YESSS. I've been waiting for this. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:25 pm

Also the Car wax commerical inspired by the Mad Tv's Spishak Car Wax Commerical



The part where Dylan says "What are you doing to my sister's bike!?" is the best

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:00 pm

Not directly columbine related, but "funny" in a tragic way. It was aired in 1998. I have the feeling the mid-end 90s were dark times for teenagers.

Also Mark from Home improvement (dressed up as an evil goth kid Very Happy ) always reminded me of Eric and Dylan. It was before columbine too, he once wore sunglasses and a bandshirt in one short scene. I don't remember, if he and his "weird" friend ever wore long coats.  Also of course Ginger and Brigitte from the first Ginger Snaps movie remind me of them. IIRC they almost cancelled the movie, because of columbine.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:46 pm

Does this trench coat make me look fat?

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?    Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:06 am

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gotta love eric

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