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Screamingophelia Other Crimes Moderator & Top 10 Contributor
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:52 pm | |
| Totally forgot Dylan's "look guys, it's a house" from the Basement Tapes. I picture Eric trying to be super angry and scary and Dylan's just chilling out and playing with candy... it's probably funnier in my mind. _________________ "And you know, you know, you know, this can be beautiful, you say you're numb inside, but I can't agree. So the world's unfair, keep it locked out there. In here it's beautiful."
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Massoccur
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:44 pm | |
| - Screamingophelia wrote:
- Totally forgot Dylan's "look guys, it's a house" from the Basement Tapes. I picture Eric trying to be super angry and scary and Dylan's just chilling out and playing with candy... it's probably funnier in my mind.
Oh man, I think you've figured it out - Jeffco doesn't want us seeing the tapes because they want to keep the comedic gold to themselves. _________________ "Maybe this world is another planet's Hell..." "Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists save empty space...and you. And you are but a thought."
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Screamingophelia Other Crimes Moderator & Top 10 Contributor
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:50 pm | |
| - Massoccur wrote:
- Screamingophelia wrote:
- Totally forgot Dylan's "look guys, it's a house" from the Basement Tapes. I picture Eric trying to be super angry and scary and Dylan's just chilling out and playing with candy... it's probably funnier in my mind.
Oh man, I think you've figured it out - Jeffco doesn't want us seeing the tapes because they want to keep the comedic gold to themselves. lol yes!! SNL parody with Eric and Dylan I think they did something like that with Will Ferrell. Terrorists we're trying to tape a warning and one guy kept goofing off. | |
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Massoccur
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:20 pm | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wouldn't that be it, though? Imagine, 10-20 years from now, the basement tapes are unearthed. It's an event that crosses all barriers, Reddit, Tumblr, this very forum are all on the edge of their seats. After all these years! And - And it's just a couple of teenagers ranting about their boom-boom machines and how the kids in preschool where mean to them. I think that would top the unintentional comedy list. _________________ "Maybe this world is another planet's Hell..." "Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists save empty space...and you. And you are but a thought."
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Screamingophelia Other Crimes Moderator & Top 10 Contributor
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:09 pm | |
| - Massoccur wrote:
- [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wouldn't that be it, though? Imagine, 10-20 years from now, the basement tapes are unearthed. It's an event that crosses all barriers, Reddit, Tumblr, this very forum are all on the edge of their seats. After all these years! And -
And it's just a couple of teenagers ranting about their boom-boom machines and how the kids in preschool where mean to them. I think that would top the unintentional comedy list. I think it's going to be just that and a lot of head scratching... like "why was this kept from us" Fangirls all over will be disappointed at what Eric looks like shirtless... I think he is shirtless in a scene.. which kind of makes me laugh that it was a detail kept into the transcript | |
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Littlelo
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:17 pm | |
| - Screamingophelia wrote:
- Massoccur wrote:
- [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wouldn't that be it, though? Imagine, 10-20 years from now, the basement tapes are unearthed. It's an event that crosses all barriers, Reddit, Tumblr, this very forum are all on the edge of their seats. After all these years! And -
And it's just a couple of teenagers ranting about their boom-boom machines and how the kids in preschool where mean to them. I think that would top the unintentional comedy list.
I think it's going to be just that and a lot of head scratching... like "why was this kept from us"
Fangirls all over will be disappointed at what Eric looks like shirtless... I think he is shirtless in a scene.. which kind of makes me laugh that it was a detail kept into the transcript It always surprises me that Eric apparently let himself be filmed shirtless, considering how self-conscious we are told he was about his chest deformity. | |
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Screamingophelia Other Crimes Moderator & Top 10 Contributor
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:37 pm | |
| - Littlelo wrote:
- Screamingophelia wrote:
- Massoccur wrote:
- [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wouldn't that be it, though? Imagine, 10-20 years from now, the basement tapes are unearthed. It's an event that crosses all barriers, Reddit, Tumblr, this very forum are all on the edge of their seats. After all these years! And -
And it's just a couple of teenagers ranting about their boom-boom machines and how the kids in preschool where mean to them. I think that would top the unintentional comedy list.
I think it's going to be just that and a lot of head scratching... like "why was this kept from us"
Fangirls all over will be disappointed at what Eric looks like shirtless... I think he is shirtless in a scene.. which kind of makes me laugh that it was a detail kept into the transcript It always surprises me that Eric apparently let himself be filmed shirtless, consi
dering how self-conscious we are told he was about his chest deformity. Maybe he got some new confidence once he put his plan is to action? But then did you see that he was shirtless in class and being wrapped up like a mummy? I read that once a while back. | |
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MalonsMilk
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:57 pm | |
| In the basement tapes it was Eric being cool calm and collected while Dylan was totally spazzing out and shouting and swearing. Eric kept telling him to keep calm and shut the f up. LOL Cant remember if Time magazine or some other big magazine watched the Basement tapes and reported back at the time. | |
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Massoccur
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:01 am | |
| - MalonsMilk wrote:
- In the basement tapes it was Eric being cool calm and collected while Dylan was totally spazzing out and shouting and swearing. Eric kept telling him to keep calm and shut the f up. LOL Cant remember if Time magazine or some other big magazine watched the Basement tapes and reported back at the time.
Yes, Time released an exclusive article on the tapes in December 1999. _________________ "Maybe this world is another planet's Hell..." "Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists save empty space...and you. And you are but a thought."
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munchkinphone
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:17 am | |
| "Proctor stated that Harris was a very nice guy over the phone and in person, but that during the game, he was "a sadistic prick." He stated that in the game there is some sort of a morph egg that turns you into a helpless pig that runs away, but after Harris had turned Proctor into the pig, he also hit him with a fireball. He then, via the game, said "I smell bacon" after that Harris called Proctor "bacon" for quite some time." | |
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Screamingophelia Other Crimes Moderator & Top 10 Contributor
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Screamingophelia Other Crimes Moderator & Top 10 Contributor
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:20 am | |
| Not anything they did but in "Without Me" Eminem mentions them and taking care of bullies, even though they wrote about hating his music. _________________ "And you know, you know, you know, this can be beautiful, you say you're numb inside, but I can't agree. So the world's unfair, keep it locked out there. In here it's beautiful."
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Massoccur
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:35 am | |
| Let's give an honorable mention to Eric's "YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?" chronicles.
"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?
---When im walking around in a mall and there is this SLOW AS SHIT person walking in front of me!! Goddamnit im trying to get somewhere! So move it or loose it BITCHES!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?
---When there is a group of assholes standing in the middle of a hallway or walkway, and they are just STANDING there and talking and blocking my fucking way!! Get the fuck outa the way or ill bring a friggin sawed-off shotgun to your house and blow your snotty ass head off!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?
---When people dont watch where THEY ARE FUCKING GOING! Then they plow into me and say "oops, sorry." or "watch it!" NNNYAAAA!!! Next time that happens i will rip out 2 of your damn ribs and shove em into your fuckin eye balls!!!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?
---Windows Keys!!!" | |
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sscc
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:44 am | |
| - Massoccur wrote:
- Let's give an honorable mention to Eric's "YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?" chronicles...
You can't forget the ending! The last sentence will always be my favorite Eric Harris quote. Thats all for now folks, hope you enjoyed! If i think up any more things, ill put em on here! And sorry if i offended you, but, if i did, that means that you are one of the people that i mentioned that i hate, so i guess im not sorry, you asshole. | |
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Draw_It_White
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:39 am | |
| “Do you believe in aliens? You bet your probed ass I do” always tickled me. | |
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:22 pm | |
| - Draw_It_White wrote:
- “Do you believe in aliens? You bet your probed ass I do” always tickled me.
That one always got me too. |
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Screamingophelia Other Crimes Moderator & Top 10 Contributor
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:04 pm | |
| The Jo Mamma jokes were pretty funny. I'd love to know who thought of which ones _________________ "And you know, you know, you know, this can be beautiful, you say you're numb inside, but I can't agree. So the world's unfair, keep it locked out there. In here it's beautiful."
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:08 pm | |
| -When Eric was got mad in his day planner in the atlas section over how the author drew the map - eric's centipede girl drawing - "whoa new pen"
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spidEr
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:16 pm | |
| I think the only time I ever laughed out loud to something related to Columbine was when I was watching 'Eric in the Cafeteria' video, and it is the part when he is sitting at the table with Brandi and Mike and he is playing around with a crushed plastic cup and just as Veik stops filming and they are all getting up to go to class you can see Eric for a few split seconds reaching over to give it a final spin. For whatever reason that made me laugh. | |
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Rebbie556
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:29 pm | |
| Mike v/Erik V. “Right now Ure sucking on a blue sucker Eric:”sucker” “Teach us how to use it “ Idk if he’s was serious about that Eric: “I wanna rip his head off and eat it” i was lime what the actual f** Eric Or Brandi’s story about the 7layer burrito girl and her mouth bleeding | |
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spidEr
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:22 pm | |
| you can tell its the 90's with that burrito story, such an old urban legend with the roach eggs hatching inside. | |
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Rebbie556
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:13 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:00 pm | |
| - Rebbie556 wrote:
- @spidErwhaaat
In the Eric in Columbine video, they are filming a girl telling a story about someone eating a 7 layer burrito that ended with roach eggs hatching in her mouth. |
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Littlelo
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:03 pm | |
| Brandi's stories and anecdotes in that video always strike me as "showing off" in a way. I think she liked the attention she was getting at first. | |
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:23 pm | |
| - Littlelo wrote:
- Brandi's stories and anecdotes in that video always strike me as "showing off" in a way. I think she liked the attention she was getting at first.
She does comes off as a wee bit air head-ish to me with her "He's SOOO cute..." statement. But most girls do like getting attention. |
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Lunkhead McGrath
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| Subject: candy Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:15 pm | |
| - Massoccur wrote:
- [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wouldn't that be it, though? Imagine, 10-20 years from now, the basement tapes are unearthed. It's an event that crosses all barriers, Reddit, Tumblr, this very forum are all on the edge of their seats. After all these years! And -
And it's just a couple of teenagers ranting about their boom-boom machines and how the kids in preschool where mean to them. I think that would top the unintentional comedy list. That's always been my suspicion, based on the transcripts....I'd be glad to watch them once but I'm basing that on the sheer fact that they've been kept from us for so long. So if I ended up only watching them that one time I shouldn't be surprised. | |
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Lunkhead McGrath
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:16 pm | |
| - Massoccur wrote:
- Let's give an honorable mention to Eric's "YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?" chronicles.
"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?
---When im walking around in a mall and there is this SLOW AS SHIT person walking in front of me!! Goddamnit im trying to get somewhere! So move it or loose it BITCHES!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?
---When there is a group of assholes standing in the middle of a hallway or walkway, and they are just STANDING there and talking and blocking my fucking way!! Get the fuck outa the way or ill bring a friggin sawed-off shotgun to your house and blow your snotty ass head off!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?
---When people dont watch where THEY ARE FUCKING GOING! Then they plow into me and say "oops, sorry." or "watch it!" NNNYAAAA!!! Next time that happens i will rip out 2 of your damn ribs and shove em into your fuckin eye balls!!!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?
---Windows Keys!!!" CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNTRY MUSIC!!!!!! | |
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Screamingophelia Other Crimes Moderator & Top 10 Contributor
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:40 pm | |
| - Lunkhead McGrath wrote:
- Massoccur wrote:
- [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wouldn't that be it, though? Imagine, 10-20 years from now, the basement tapes are unearthed. It's an event that crosses all barriers, Reddit, Tumblr, this very forum are all on the edge of their seats. After all these years! And -
And it's just a couple of teenagers ranting about their boom-boom machines and how the kids in preschool where mean to them. I think that would top the unintentional comedy list. That's always been my suspicion, based on the transcripts....I'd be glad to watch them once but I'm basing that on the sheer fact that they've been kept from us for so long. So if I ended up only watching them that one time I shouldn't be surprised. I think some things we would see will be notable but mostly the boys just blowing off steam. | |
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aperiogaming
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:38 pm | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] I'm assuming you mean Rap God, or I'm Back, not Without Me: Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine | |
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Screamingophelia Other Crimes Moderator & Top 10 Contributor
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Thu Jan 18, 2018 7:24 pm | |
| - aperiogaming wrote:
- [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] I'm assuming you mean Rap God, or I'm Back, not Without Me:
Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
Yes. I suck with the lyrics and what song is what .. LOL. I just realized how many Rhianna songs I actually like. Thank you | |
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Screamingophelia Other Crimes Moderator & Top 10 Contributor
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:30 am | |
| I actually find some things they wrote in each other’s yearbooks kind of funny. Like Eric writing “Don’t forget, i think she likes us!” And Dylan talking about their shoes and how they get burnt at the water park every summer.
You have to sift through all the murdery stuff. _________________ "And you know, you know, you know, this can be beautiful, you say you're numb inside, but I can't agree. So the world's unfair, keep it locked out there. In here it's beautiful."
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Tue Jan 23, 2018 3:15 pm | |
| - Screamingophelia wrote:
- I actually find some things they wrote in each other’s yearbooks kind of funny. Like Eric writing “Don’t forget, i think she likes us!” And Dylan talking about their shoes and how they get burnt at the water park every summer.
You have to sift through all the murdery stuff. I can understand the getting burnt thing. I'm the type of Albino-ish girl that can be covered in sunscreen, under a umbrella, in the shade, AND still manage to somehow get second degree burns. I do not tan. |
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Screamingophelia Other Crimes Moderator & Top 10 Contributor
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:31 pm | |
| [quote="ShadowedGoddess"] - Screamingophelia wrote:
- I actually find some things they wrote in each other’s yearbooks kind of funny. Like Eric writing “Don’t forget, i think she likes us!” And Dylan talking about their shoes and how they get burnt at the water park every summer.
You have to sift through all the murdery stuff. I can understand the getting burnt thing. I'm the type of Albino-ish girl that can be covered in sunscreen, under a umbrella, in the shade, AND still manage to somehow get second degree burns. I do not tan. [/quote I tan on my shoulders and burn everywhere else, it's so not fair. | |
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:21 pm | |
| 'you have to sift through all the murdery stuff"
haha, that seems like a good method. Though honestly even some of the murdery stuff can be funny. |
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Screamingophelia Other Crimes Moderator & Top 10 Contributor
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:16 pm | |
| - levityball wrote:
- 'you have to sift through all the murdery stuff"
haha, that seems like a good method. Though honestly even some of the murdery stuff can be funny. so true. | |
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MalonsMilk
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:27 pm | |
| When Eric and Dylan were telling their guns off.
"Baaaaaaaad!!!" - Eric "No no no!!" - Dylan
Dunno why, I just always found it hilarious from the first time I saw it. | |
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Rebbie556
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:00 am | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] on tumblr is actually a drawing of the scene The only difference is that Arlene is drawn as a person now imagine that scene | |
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MalonsMilk
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:18 am | |
| - Rebbie556 wrote:
- [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] on tumblr is actually a drawing of the scene The only difference is that Arlene is drawn as a person now imagine that scene
And then I go and find it, look at it and feel guilty. *Hangs head in shame* | |
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rocketkween17
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| Subject: Re: E&D funniest moments Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:59 am | |
| Susan Dewitt mentions in her statement that she and Eric listened to Enya at his house (JC-001-006197). I always found that kind of amusing. | |
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