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Subject: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Fri Jan 06, 2023 6:10 pm
Plenty of mass shootings have happened at places like schools, malls, bars, stores, restaurants, factories, parties, hospitals, etc. But what are some locations where few or no mass shootings have occurred?
I can think of a few
Pools. The only mass shooting at a pool that I know of was in San Diego on April 30, 2017. The shooter, Peter Selis, was on the phone with his ex-girlfriend when he started shooting people. He killed one woman & injured seven other people before cops shot him to death. He sat in a chair the whole shooting. Movie theaters. When considering how notorious James Holmes is, it's odd that not many mass shootings have happened in movie theaters. There was also one in Lafayette in 2015, but beyond that, I do not know of any others. Blimps & Hot Air Balloons. I can't find any mass shootings that happened in blimps or hot air balloons. Although, I'd be more surprised if I could. Space. No mass shootings, or any crimes for that matter, have happened in space yet.
What are some others?
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Fri Jan 06, 2023 7:49 pm
I can't help but think of the Gilroy Garlic Festival shooting.. Such a strange target
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Fri Jan 06, 2023 8:18 pm
Arcades would be one of them. You'd think a person would target it in order for them to get "the highscore" in the most literal sense. Furry Conventions: How anyone hasn't shoot one of them up yet is a fucking mystery to me. Homeless Shelters: The only mass shooting targeting it that I could find would be this one in Kentucky [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Bahá’í Faith Temples: With a religion that is pretty much globalism, you'd think someone would attack them. Either an atheist, religious fanatic or Saint would be the perpetrator. Masonic Lodge: While these lodges have been attacked before with arsons, u̶n̶fortunately nobody has ran amok there yet.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Fri Jan 06, 2023 10:21 pm
ZAVANZK wrote:
I can't help but think of the Gilroy Garlic Festival shooting.. Such a strange target
Not really if you've grown up in a farming area. That festival was to celebrate the town's famous crop, Garlic. There are festivals all over California celebrating different town crops. The Garlic festival was definitely one of the most famous and popular.
By attacking that festival, he attacked the whole community. He ruined what the town stood for. It's genius really.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sat Jan 07, 2023 1:03 am
There has never been a high casualty mass shooting in a parliament building.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:53 am
Rosie1756 wrote:
There has never been a high casualty mass shooting in a parliament building.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sat Jan 07, 2023 7:53 am
Carnations wrote:
Plenty of mass shootings have happened at places like schools, malls, bars, stores, restaurants, factories, parties, hospitals, etc. But what are some locations where few or no mass shootings have occurred?
I can think of a few
Pools. The only mass shooting at a pool that I know of was in San Diego on April 30, 2017. The shooter, Peter Selis, was on the phone with his ex-girlfriend when he started shooting people. He killed one woman & injured seven other people before cops shot him to death. He sat in a chair the whole shooting. Movie theaters. When considering how notorious James Holmes is, it's odd that not many mass shootings have happened in movie theaters. There was also one in Lafayette in 2015, but beyond that, I do not know of any others. Blimps & Hot Air Balloons. I can't find any mass shootings that happened in blimps or hot air balloons. Although, I'd be more surprised if I could. Space. No mass shootings, or any crimes for that matter, have happened in space yet.
What are some others?
Michelle Cannarozzo and Mateus da Costa Meira commited mass shootings in Movie Theathers, but not in USA
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:13 am
I think the shootings Inside buses are rare, the terrorist attacks in groups are common, But the lonely attacks are rare, or at least I don't know of many, only i can think in 2011 Frankurt shooting and Manila hostage crisis
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:03 pm
I can't remember any mass shooting taking place on a bus or tram.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:52 pm
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:57 pm
vril wrote:
ZAVANZK wrote:
I can't help but think of the Gilroy Garlic Festival shooting.. Such a strange target
Not really if you've grown up in a farming area. That festival was to celebrate the town's famous crop, Garlic. There are festivals all over California celebrating different town crops. The Garlic festival was definitely one of the most famous and popular.
By attacking that festival, he attacked the whole community. He ruined what the town stood for. It's genius really.
Interesting take and I have to say I agree with you on that, seeing as it was such a huge event for the town. Guess I didn't think like a 'murican enough! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sun Jan 08, 2023 11:51 pm
Why has nobody shot up a waterpark yet? Think about it, nobody would be able to run because they would slip and fall and the people in the water wouldn't be able to escape and could drown.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Mon Jan 09, 2023 1:11 am
Nobody has shot up a tennis tournament, soccer stadium or a Motorsport track if I can remember.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Tue Jan 10, 2023 5:49 am
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Why has nobody shot up a waterpark yet? Think about it, nobody would be able to run because they would slip and fall and the people in the water wouldn't be able to escape and could drown.
The aftermath would be brutal as fuck too, with all the motionless bodies floating in the bloodied water. Especially in the sections with automatic sprinklers and water jets. Most people at water parks are families with young children too, which would make it even worse.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Tue Jan 10, 2023 5:20 pm
Ben wrote:
Samson wrote:
Why has nobody shot up a waterpark yet? Think about it, nobody would be able to run because they would slip and fall and the people in the water wouldn't be able to escape and could drown.
The aftermath would be brutal as fuck too, with all the motionless bodies floating in the bloodied water. Especially in the sections with automatic sprinklers and water jets. Most people at water parks are families with young children too, which would make it even worse.
Most water parks also lack real security. Most of them don’t even check your bags for weapons or drugs.
Devin Kelly worked at Schlitterbahn water park, theoretically he could’ve done something like that.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Tue Jan 10, 2023 5:28 pm
A shooting at a water park would be very bizarre and creepy, imagine arriving at the bottom of a slide and getting shot? Going down one of those ring slides on a cold dark night is creepy.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sun Jan 15, 2023 9:42 pm
Amuesment Parks Carnivals Underwater/The Ocean Conventions (like the attempted 2013 Boston Pokemon one) Target (suprised no one has tried to do any 'target practice' there) Burger King (Considering their rival got one in 1984) Boats/Yachts/Cruises Planes (I know theres David Burke) Forests/Woods/Trails Strip Clubs Hotels (I know Mark Essex killed some people at one during his spree) Hair Salons/Barber Shops (like Seal Beach)
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sun Jan 15, 2023 9:43 pm
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sun Jan 15, 2023 10:13 pm
Engel wrote:
Amuesment Parks Carnivals Underwater/The Ocean Conventions (like the attempted 2013 Boston Pokemon one) Target (suprised no one has tried to do any 'target practice' there) Burger King (Considering their rival got one in 1984) Boats/Yachts/Cruises Planes (I know theres David Burke) Forests/Woods/Trails Strip Clubs Hotels (I know Mark Essex killed some people at one during his spree) Hair Salons/Barber Shops (like Seal Beach)
The 2022 Paris shooting was in a Hair salon, The 2012 Bucarest shooting was in a Hair salon too, there was a shooting in a Hair salon in Dallas the last year, The 2011 seal beach shooting was in a Hair salon, the azana spa was a hair salon, the pokemon plot was in 2015, not 2013, Francisco Paula Gonzales shot inside the plane, like Burke.
I think you should look for more,
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sun Jan 15, 2023 10:20 pm
ZELLAweistDAY3 wrote:
Engel wrote:
Amuesment Parks Carnivals Underwater/The Ocean Conventions (like the attempted 2013 Boston Pokemon one) Target (suprised no one has tried to do any 'target practice' there) Burger King (Considering their rival got one in 1984) Boats/Yachts/Cruises Planes (I know theres David Burke) Forests/Woods/Trails Strip Clubs Hotels (I know Mark Essex killed some people at one during his spree) Hair Salons/Barber Shops (like Seal Beach)
The 2022 Paris shooting was in a Hair salo, and the pokemon plot was in 2015, not 2013, Francisco Paula Gonzales shot inside the plane, like Burke
Ah, 2015, right, its a been a while since I did a little research on that one
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Mon Jan 16, 2023 1:01 am
I can't remember any shooting happening in a casino.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Mon Jan 16, 2023 1:24 am
Rosie1756 wrote:
I can't remember any shooting happening in a casino.
New York-New York Hotel and Casino shooting
Torquay casino shootings
Oneida casino shootings
Monticello casino shootings
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Mon Jan 16, 2023 3:29 am
Zoo Funeral home Animal shelter Gun range Bookstore Dentist office Thrift store
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Fri Jan 20, 2023 3:34 pm
Ennui wrote:
Gun range
Off the top of my head I can think of two:
Sanna Sillanpää (Finland, 1999, 3 dead 1 injured)
And the lesser known Farsund Shooting (Norway, 1988, 4 dead 2 injured) where a mentally ill man sniped four people (with BUCKSHOT!!!) and responding medical personnel. To this day, the perpetrator's identity has not officially been revealed, and he is probably stowed away at a mental facility somewhere in my country..
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:47 pm
ZAVANZK wrote:
Ennui wrote:
Gun range
Off the top of my head I can think of two:
Sanna Sillanpää (Finland, 1999, 3 dead 1 injured)
And the lesser known Farsund Shooting (Norway, 1988, 4 dead 2 injured) where a mentally ill man sniped four people (with BUCKSHOT!!!) and responding medical personnel. To this day, the perpetrator's identity has not officially been revealed, and he is probably stowed away at a mental facility somewhere in my country..
Not a gun RANGE per se, but there was also the 2013 Belgorod shooting in Russia, where 6 people were killed in and around a gun store.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sun Jan 22, 2023 3:48 am
A funhouse.
Disneyland.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sun Jan 22, 2023 3:54 am
A movie set
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sun Jan 29, 2023 8:16 am
Rosie1756 wrote:
There has never been a high casualty mass shooting in a parliament building.
1999 Armenian parliament shooting, Zug massacre
Rosie1756 wrote:
I can't remember any mass shooting taking place on a bus or tram.
Utrecht tram shooting, Decani bus shooting etc.. there have been several bus shootings on third world countries
Rosie1756 wrote:
soccer stadium
Angelo Grasso is probably the closest one.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sat Mar 18, 2023 11:37 pm
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sun Mar 19, 2023 3:16 am
Bowling Alleys come to mind.
Samson wrote:
Why has nobody shot up a waterpark yet? Think about it, nobody would be able to run because they would slip and fall and the people in the water wouldn't be able to escape and could drown.
Most people don't tend to have a lot of grievances against their local swimming pool.
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Why has nobody shot up a waterpark yet? Think about it, nobody would be able to run because they would slip and fall and the people in the water wouldn't be able to escape and could drown.
Most people don't tend to have a lot of grievances against their local swimming pool.
Peter Selis shot up a pool party in San Diego in 2017, killing 1 and injuring 6 before killing himself
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sat Apr 08, 2023 8:17 pm
Ennui wrote:
Bookstore
Funny you mention it, a couple years ago someone tried to commit a mass shooting at Barnes and Noble....with a BB gun...and injured 2...
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sat Apr 08, 2023 8:22 pm
Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sun Apr 09, 2023 9:47 am
Brothels
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sun May 14, 2023 8:41 pm
Pet store
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Thu Jun 01, 2023 6:01 pm
Pride parades
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Thu Jun 01, 2023 7:16 pm
Rosie1756 wrote:
I can't remember any mass shooting taking place on a bus or tram.
Subway, but the Long Island Rail Road Massacre: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Thu Jun 01, 2023 7:17 pm
Engel wrote:
Amuesment Parks
Hotels (I know Mark Essex killed some people at one during his spree)
Does Stephen Paddock / Mandalay Bay count?
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Thu Jun 01, 2023 10:13 pm
fishbulb wrote:
Engel wrote:
Amuesment Parks
Hotels (I know Mark Essex killed some people at one during his spree)
Does Stephen Paddock / Mandalay Bay count?
I mainly mean ones that happen at the hotel itself
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sat Aug 19, 2023 10:25 pm
I keep waiting for a mass shooter with an Ar-15 or even with a Glock in a Daycare/Nursery centers
Most attackers of these places are stabbers, Panya Khamrab and Fabiano Kipper Mai showed us that a bladed weapon is lethal enough given the characteristics of the victims, A shooter armed with a lot of bullets, a powerful weapon and a full daycare would be easily a real massacre
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Sun Aug 20, 2023 12:52 am
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Wed Aug 23, 2023 11:14 am
Engel wrote:
TheGoodChief wrote:
Church shootings
Not really? I mean they're not common but they're not rare either
I agree. But I haven't recently heard of church shootings
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Wed Aug 23, 2023 11:56 am
TheGoodChief wrote:
Engel wrote:
TheGoodChief wrote:
Church shootings
Not really? I mean they're not common but they're not rare either
I agree. But I haven't recently heard of church shootings
I shot with a waterpistol into a Church does this count?
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Thu Nov 23, 2023 12:17 am
A brony convention has never had one, unfortunately...
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Thu Nov 23, 2023 12:25 am
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Bowling Alleys come to mind.
Guess you jinxed it.
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Subject: Re: Rare Mass Shooting Locations Thu Nov 23, 2023 12:40 am
Ben wrote:
Samson wrote:
Why has nobody shot up a waterpark yet? Think about it, nobody would be able to run because they would slip and fall and the people in the water wouldn't be able to escape and could drown.
The aftermath would be brutal as fuck too, with all the motionless bodies floating in the bloodied water. Especially in the sections with automatic sprinklers and water jets. Most people at water parks are families with young children too, which would make it even worse.
Yeah. It would be cool. Only problem is, no one wants to be the first guy to shoot up a water park. That’s what you’ve just made your life if you do that. And not in like a, “oh it was sort of where I worked might as well shoot it up” way, because no one does that at waterparks, more of a, this guy specifically took an AR to a water park way. Lame. A murder-suicide is as much about where the perpetrator wants to throw their life away as it is about what would be the coolest and bloodiest. If that was the common metric, then school shootings wouldn’t be so common, and the Orlando nightclub shooting would’ve happened five decades ago. People want to make the massacre about them, and also do things in a way that is calm and methodical for them. Aiming your iron sights through a stream of water with screaming children pissing themselves and their obese American mothers and fathers slipping and cracking their heads open on shitty third district asphalt makes for a discomforting day of your demise.