reports say 'That nigga dead' after Masturbaten Olympics winner and ramen dealer Kipland 'The Rock' Kinkel was found dead in a trash bag and in 12 pieces covered in his own vomit and defecation with his eyes gouged out
reports say that cause of death was reading that cringe ass mother fucking thread above me
Doctor John Johnson says that he died of a case of 'Cringe' that only happens when some sees something that absolutely fundamentally mother fucking cringe he said
the post in question is thought to have given him uncontrollable projectile vomiting, explosive diarrhoea and uncontrollable suicidal urges
according to the autopsy Kinkel after looking at the so-called 'absolutely fundamentally mother fucking cringe' post on Monday
committed suicide by gouging his eyes out with a teaspoon and cutting himself into 12 pieces before setting himself on fire before putting himself in a bind bag
we asked prison guard Gerald Daniels what he thought about the death, "Kipland? what Kipland?"
ramen dealer Juan Lopez said he is 'missed' and that was one of the best ramen dealer in the Oregon State Correctional Institution
Robert Paulson who has been a prisoner at the correctional institution for 5 years and says "I miss him we all do" he went on to say "he sold the best ramen I could always rely on him"
the death has left a-buch of tikton cunts bummed out or something
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