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"Ouija Board Transcript
***REVISED***
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Okay so first of all I’m going to go ahead and put a disclaimer here stating that I don’t necessarily believe in anything I write in this transcript, I’m actually very skeptical about this all. This is just what was said in the session and I’m just writing it out as pure fact of what was said.
(My notes were pretty scattered so I doubt this is in perfect chronological order, and I don’t have direct quotes for everything)
(Most of what sushi–slut says are not her own words, as she was repeating the words and questions of the people in the chatroom)
Sushi: Why do you regret what you did?
Dylan: I am a madman/mad man(?).
Sushi: What do you mean by that?
Dylan: I am a madman/mad man(?).
Dylan: essentially says that he regrets being so angry all the time
Sushi: What do you think of Adam Lanza and how he killed all those kids?
Dylan: Damned.
Sushi: How do you feel about being called a victim and being brought down to the same level as the people you shot?
Dylan: NA (assuming this means ‘no answer’ and he doesn’t care)
Sushi: What are you right now?
Dylan: I am a spirit.
(He also claims to be everywhere)
Sushi: Is there anyone that you watch over on earth?
Dylan: Sue.
Sushi: Do you regret the suffering you caused your mother?
Dylan: (immediate) Yes.
Sushi: How do you feel about 9/11 happening on your birthday two years after you died?
Dylan: I only care about MA.
Sushi: Is that Madonna?
Dylan: No.
Sushi: It was a joke. Did you find it funny?
Dylan: Yes.
(When we asked who MA was he threatened to leave so we didn’t ask further questions about who she might be)
Sushi: Is there anyone you miss?
Dylan: Robyn, Nate, and Brooks.
Sushi: You miss Brooks?
Dylan: Yes.
Sushi: What do you think of Dave Cullen?
Dylan: Awful and a laugh.
Sushi: How can we contact you in the future? How can we summon you?
Dylan: Sacrifice rapists.
Sushi: You want us to sacrifice rapists? What do you consider worse–rape or murder?
Dylan: Rape.
Sushi: Are you a feminist?
Dylan: Yes.
Sushi: What were your last words to Eric?
Dylan: ‘Bye’.
Sushi: What do you think of Columbiners?
Dylan: Beautiful.
Sushi: What do you think of Columbiners who were too young to remember the event?
Dylan: Beaueautiful.
(We asked if Eric was available and Dylan said yes. Eric was ‘summoned’)
Sushi: What do you think of mourningovermurderers?
Eric: She’s cool.
Sushi: Eric, can you tell us a Jo Momma joke?
Eric: Jo momma was so dumb she thought Dave Cullen was telling the truth.
Sushi: You forgot the ‘jeeeyaaaaa’ at the end.
Eric: Shut up.
Sushi: What do you think of the Columbine rp blogs?
Eric: Weird.
Sushi: Do you regret Columbine?
Eric: Yes.
Sushi: Why do you regret it?
Eric: It didn’t work.
Sushi: What do you think of fat dogs?
Eric: What?
Sushi: Do you like dogs that are fat? Like, are you okay with them?
Eric: Sure?
Sushi: Out of you and Dylan, would you consider yourself the leader?
Eric: No.
Sushi: Do you regret letting Brooks go?
Eric: No.
Sushi: How do you feel about people referring to you as a ‘victim’?
Eric: I am a god.
Sushi: Who said the ketchup and cinnimini quote?
Eric: Dylan.
Sushi: Why did you threaten to shoot Adam Kyler?
Dylan: I was a madman/mad man(?).
Sushi: Then why did you let Evan Todd go free in the library?
Dylan: He asked.
Sushi: Do you have any fetishes?
Eric: Bondage.
Sushi: How do you feel about TJ Lane?
Eric: Fuck off.
Sushi: How do you feel about Columbiners?
Eric: Respect.
Sushi: Are you saying you have respect for them?
Eric: Yes.
Sushi: Eric, what did you do the night before NBK?
Eric: Hung out.
Sushi: Did you sleep at all?
Eric: No.
Sushi: Dylan, what about you? What did you do before NBK?
Dylan: Cried.
Sushi: Why was ‘bye’ the only thing you said to your mother when you were leaving on NBK?
Dylan: I couldn’t say bye right.
Sushi: What do you think of Marilyn Manson being blamed for Columbine?
Eric: Dumb.
Sushi: What do you think of Brenda Parker?
Eric: Whore.
Sushi: What is your favourite band?
Dylan: NIN.
Sushi: Did anyone ever call you ‘Dyldo’?
Dylan: Robyn.
Sushi: Eric, what were your last words?
Eric: ‘We are gods’.
Sushi: Did you pierce your own ears?
Dylan: Yes.
Sushi: Was it painful?
Dylan: No.
Sushi: Can you spell out mourningovermurderers’ name? It’s written on her tumblr.
Dylan: Natalie.
Sushi: No, that’s not it. Why did you pick Natalie?
Dylan: Guessed. We can’t read your tumblr.
Sushi: Were you a ladies’ man?
Eric: No.
Sushi: Were you in pain when you killed yourself?
Dylan: Yes.
Sushi: Did you die from asphyxiating in your own blood?
Dylan: Yes.
Sushi: What’s it like to die?
Dylan: Nice.
Sushi: Do you feel like you are godlike?
Dylan: Yes.
Sushi: Do you like being godlike?
Dylan: No.
Sushi: Why not?
Dylan: I am a sad god.
Sushi: Who is worse–Dave Cullen or Edward Cullen?
Eric: Dave.
Sushi: Eric, Dylan’s hotter than you.
Eric: No.
Dylan: Thanks.
Sushi: Have you seen Kurt Cobain around?
Eric: Yes.
Sushi: Do you like any grunge or riot grrrl bands?
Dylan: Pearljam.
Sushi: What’s your favourite song by them?
Dylan: Jeremy.
Sushi: Are you still playing DOOM?
Eric: Yes.
Sushi: Can you influence Jeffco to release the basement tapes?
Eric: Yes.
Sushi: How will you do that?
Eric: Signs.
Sushi: You’ll send signs?
Eric: Yes.
Sushi: Were your black ring and earring hand made?
Dylan: Yes.
Sushi: We love you Dylan!
Dylan: I love you all.
Sushi: You two are Columbitches.
Eric/Dylan: Okay.
(Dylan says it makes him sad when people think he was shot by
Eric)
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That’s not everything that was said, but I didn’t write down the questions for a lot of the answers I wrote down so for some of them I have no idea anymore what they were talking about. If anyone who was there sees an error just let me know. Cya."
This made me laugh a lot. Some of the "responses" are hilarious.
Here's one of my favorites
- Quote :
- Sushi: What were your last words to Eric?
Dylan: ‘Bye’.
Dylan Klebold, everyone...sarcastic even in the spirit world