The Duckhouse Rampage

TRUE STORY FROM ENGLAND!

On October 2nd 2016, 2 nutters went on a rampage, in the 'duckhouse' before disrupting a chipshop and then wrecking a house
damage to the 'duckhouse' included, books thrown about, CDs snapped, wheelchairs rammed into doors, documents damaged then disposed of,
the 2 suspects then distrupted a chipshop before going on the rampage at a house, snapping dvds, destroying a sofa and throwing things about, they then went back to the suspects house and played GTA IV for about an hour before driving back to the wrecked house. Suprisingley, no arrests were made, although one of the perpertartors was jailed a few weeks later for a series of unrelated crimes.

The motive for the rampage was because of a prank that went wrong.

Woah. that's pretty intense

I legit thought they where gonna shoot ducks

omgggg

The rampage also ended any hope of another CMR spree, it was also something Martin Bryant would do.

It all started when a fake blood prank failed.

I wonder who this crazy man is, it would be funny if i was talking to him wouldn't it be

Sam Hyde did it when he was in England in 2016.

Ziamber II wrote:

Sam Hyde did it when he was in England in 2016.

He can't keep getting away with it.

Tommy QTR wrote:

Ziamber II wrote:

Sam Hyde did it when he was in England in 2016.

He can't keep getting away with it.

Sam Hyde's at it again, the madman!

Sam Hyde was also the CMR leader............

Ziamber II wrote:

Sam Hyde was also the CMR leader............

Can anyone stop this one man's rampage?!

The other person involved flipped completely, 2 months before this incident he went on the rampage with a ride on lawnmower that was towing a trailer. I have not laughed that much since CMR.

Like 1/14, i had no choice but to go ahead with it, as he had phoned the day before saying what he was going to do. I remember bringing a quacking duck toy into the Duckhouse, and ramming a wheelchair into the door.

The plan was for a 3rd person, to be covered in fake blood, to fall over and make it look like a genuine accident, but that failed. I was reminded about the easter egg victim by a poster that then got ripped up, the other person snapped a CD and threw things around in a cupboard and stole some sweets. It was very funny. The perpetrators were making duck noises and i kept setting the quaking duck off.

After leaving the duckhouse, the other perpetrator spared somebody from being tormented.

The torment then continued in a chipshop, and then the other suspect barricaded the door of a house,  and started throwing things about and snapping CDs.  I said that he had the absolute right to do so. I remember taping stuff to the wall, and throwing things at the wall. The other perpetrator then broke the legs of the sofa.

The 2 suspects escape and went to a house to play GTA  for an hour, before returning to the wrecked house and arguing with the neighbor about the noise. I then escaped, leaving the other perpatrotor at the house, and that was the last i saw of him.

I then tried to commit a CMR style rampage on the internet that evening, but was unsuccessful.

TheOne99 wrote:

I legit thought they where gonna shoot ducks

Ziamber II wrote:

Like 1/14, i had no choice but to go ahead with it, as he had phoned the day before saying what he was going to do. I remember bringing a quacking duck toy into the Duckhouse, and ramming a wheelchair into the door.

The plan was for a 3rd person, to be covered in fake blood, to fall over and make it look like a genuine accident, but that failed. I was reminded about the easter egg victim by a poster that then got ripped up, the other person snapped a CD and threw things around in a cupboard and stole some sweets. It was very funny.  The perpetrators were making duck noises and i kept setting the quaking duck off.

After leaving the duckhouse, the other perpetrator spared somebody from being tormented.

The torment then continued in a chipshop, and then the other suspect barricaded the door of a house,  and started throwing things about and snapping CDs.  I said that he had the absolute right to do so. I remember taping stuff to the wall, and throwing things at the wall. The other perpetrator then broke the legs of the sofa.

The 2 suspects escape and went to a house to play GTA  for an hour, before returning to the wrecked house and arguing with the neighbor about the noise. I then escaped, leaving the other perpatrotor at the house, and that was the last i saw of him.

I then tried to commit a CMR style rampage on the internet that evening, but was unsuccessful.

Seriously Hun I feel the need to ask you if you want to unburden your mind...

The Chipshop

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Inside the Duckhouse

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I feel like this could be the plotline for a film.

Except it wasn't a film, it is reality.

Tommy QTR wrote:

I feel like this could be the plotline for a film.

Agreed! A very strange, twisted, terribly sick, sadistic movie.

ShadowedGoddess wrote:

Tommy QTR wrote:

I feel like this could be the plotline for a film.

Agreed! A very strange, twisted, terribly sick, sadistic movie.

If the movie is ever made, it is ending with somebody working in a chipshop for life, and the easter egg victim getting Tormented again.

Ziamber II wrote:

ShadowedGoddess wrote:

Tommy QTR wrote:

I feel like this could be the plotline for a film.

Agreed! A very strange, twisted, terribly sick, sadistic movie.

If the movie is ever made, it is ending with somebody working in a chipshop for life, and the easter egg victim getting Tormented again.

I DEMAND a reenactment of the kitty spoon thief as well!

There is no evidence to show that the cat hid the spoons, but it is the reason for the Torment.

Ziamber II wrote:

There is no evidence to show that the cat hid the spoons, but it is the reason for the Torment.

Amazing how a small town can have such a dramatic history.

Things like people being Tormented because of spoons, ketchup bombs in chip shops, chip shop worker going on a rampage, other troll rampages, game snapping incidents, juice & milk bottle smashes and the Duckhouse rampage.

AND..... easter eggs getting smashed!

Ziamber II wrote:

Amazing how a small town can have such a dramatic history.

Things like people being Tormented because of spoons, ketchup bombs in chip shops, chip shop worker going on a rampage, other troll rampages, game snapping incidents, juice & milk bottle smashes and the Duckhouse rampage.

AND..... easter eggs getting smashed!

Indeed it is!

My Seahorse dream failed, so I dreamed of an act of Torment that would shock the world and inspire the weak and defenseless.