FUNNIEST Columbine stuff/minutiae?

I don't have the photo on me at the moment, but one of Eric's planner entries had "get slim jims" on one day and then "get big slim jims" the next day. Heh.

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they'll say "ah, hes crazy, hes insane, oh well, I wonder if the bulls won."

lesbians are fun to watch if they are hot but still, its not human

21stcenturyreality wrote:

I don't have the photo on me at the moment, but one of Eric's planner entries had "get slim jims" on one day and then "get big slim jims" the next day. Heh.

The boy liked his Slim Jims.

Looks what popped up in my Youtube subscriptions today

Not slim jims but I thought it was humorous considering the above posting.

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I sometimes crack up at something then forget.

HFH actually makes me laugh.

I do have to have a bittersweet chuckle at Eric's "respect your elders" meaning him and Dylan in his note to his friend in class. Being that I was part of the very first Columbine E&D boards and stuff from day one.. then I took over 10 years away from not looking into anything as I've mentioned.

Highway patrol and how awkwardly hilarious it was made.

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oh my:)

Fun fact: Slim Jims is code for cigarettes and Big Slim Jims is code for cigars.

Lavitax wrote:

Fun fact:  Slim Jims is code for cigarettes and Big Slim Jims is code for cigars.

If this is true, then you have shattered some fangirls entire existence. I know there is some Eric Harris fan out there right now hoarding Slim Jims and choking them down because they were supposedly Eric's favorite snack.  

I did not know that!

How old did you have to be to by cigarettes back then?

Screamingophelia wrote:

I did not know that!

How old did you have to be to by cigarettes back then?

I'm pretty sure the legal age was 18 back then.

Did I mention in the BT transcript, I laugh when supposedly Dylan holds up toothpicks and says he built a house. It's very random.

The entire "mission4" document in which Eric descibes his/ Dylan's lame exploits seemed funny and over the top to me but when I got to this part

Quote :

(for those of you that are stupid, a buy box is where you set their box so that when they try to make a call, they get a busy signal and when someone else calls, they get a busy signal too)

I just lost it

The missions crack me up and the whole and I'm paraphrasing- we had to get plain toilet paper not one with the pretty designs, bummer.

Screamingophelia wrote:

The missions crack me up and the whole and I'm paraphrasing- we had to get plain toilet paper not one with the pretty designs, bummer.

I also get a kick out of the Missions. Eric apparently didn't understand that his actions were indeed very childish and petty. It is clear that Eric thought he was some sort of covert bad ass.  When in reality they were just a bunch of brats running around tping people's trees.

Exactly, it reminds you that they were just kids too.

I never know how to read the part in his journal when he says "we... have... guns!" It's so eerie because he wants the reader to be SO happy about it like he was just nonchalantly saying he aced a test or got a new car.

OH, and the Dylan thing wasn't a toothpick, he made a house out of candy bits. Eric is ranting and Dylan is tinkering with candy...

Screamingophelia wrote:

Exactly, it reminds you that they were just kids too.

I never know how to read the part in his journal when he says "we... have... guns!" It's so eerie because he wants the reader to be SO happy about it like he was just nonchalantly saying he aced a test or got a new car.

OH, and the Dylan thing wasn't a toothpick, he made a house out of candy bits. Eric is ranting and Dylan is tinkering with candy...

That always got me too. You have Eric over hear bitching up a storm, acting tough and Dylan over there using candy as Lego.

I wonder if it irritated Eric to have his rant interrupted by Dylan's "Hey! Look it's a house" (or something along those lines)while holding up his candy masterpiece.

If the basement tapes are ever released, I would have to fast forward to that part just to see the reaction on Eric's face.

Oh yes! Me too LOL. He probably was irritated "dude, put it away we have to be TOUGH"

Yeah, Eric was a big tryhard. He was so tough he had LUCKY CHARMS for breakfast in the morning of April 20th, a real tough guy snack.

1Mare1 wrote:

Yeah, Eric was a big tryhard. He was so tough he had LUCKY CHARMS for breakfast in the morning of April 20th, a real tough guy snack.

I thought real tough guys ate nails for breakfast, without any milk...

I never knew he had lucky charms?! Why is that so funny to me....where is that info from?

How did he have such an appetite after eating so much ass?


I'm surprised he had time for anything else.

Littlelo wrote:

I never knew he had lucky charms?! Why is that so funny to me....where is that info from?

It was documented somewhere, the other document also said what Dylan had for breakfast, I forgot what it was exactly.

I think it was leftover potatoes from dinner the night before... I believe that was in the autopsy support and I assume he had potatoes at Outback the night before because why not?

Dylan's to do list consisted of what he was going to wear and "birthday shit" I assume for Eric. They seemed to want to portray their lives as so normal while still planning the attack.

In one of Eric's AOL profiles he says under quotes "It's always something" that's the title of Gilda Radners book and it was part of my AOL profile at the same time back then.

"oooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH"

okO3O wrote:

"oooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH"

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]) If this is in reference to the Hit men for Hire video, then I agree! I die laughing at that every time.

He gets so into character, it's great LOL.

It is! That part killed me too.

Girl running away eats it in the puddle outside the library, queued up here at 3:12:30

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