E&D funniest moments

I think the only time I ever laughed out loud to something related to Columbine was when I was watching 'Eric in the Cafeteria' video, and it is the part when he is sitting at the table with Brandi and Mike and he is playing around with a crushed plastic cup and just as Veik stops filming and they are all getting up to go to class you can see Eric for a few split seconds reaching over to give it a final spin. For whatever reason that made me laugh.

Mike v/Erik V. “Right now Ure sucking on a blue sucker Eric:”sucker”
“Teach us how to use it “
Idk if he’s was serious about that
Eric: “I wanna rip his head off and eat it” i was lime what the actual f** Eric
Or Brandi’s story about the 7layer burrito girl and her mouth bleeding

you can tell its the 90's with that burrito story, such an old urban legend with the roach eggs hatching inside.

@spidErwhaaat

Rebbie556 wrote:

@spidErwhaaat

In the Eric in Columbine video, they are filming a girl telling a story about someone eating a 7 layer burrito that ended with roach eggs hatching in her mouth.

Brandi's stories and anecdotes in that video always strike me as "showing off" in a way. I think she liked the attention she was getting at first.

Littlelo wrote:

Brandi's stories and anecdotes in that video always strike me as "showing off" in a way. I think she liked the attention she was getting at first.

She does comes off as a wee bit air head-ish to me with her "He's SOOO cute..." statement.   But most girls do like getting attention.

Massoccur wrote:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wouldn't that be it, though? Imagine, 10-20 years from now, the basement tapes are unearthed. It's an event that crosses all barriers, Reddit, Tumblr, this very forum are all on the edge of their seats. After all these years! And -
And it's just a couple of teenagers ranting about their boom-boom machines and how the kids in preschool where mean to them. I think that would top the unintentional comedy list.

That's always been my suspicion, based on the transcripts....I'd be glad to watch them once but I'm basing that on the sheer fact that they've been kept from us for so long. So if I ended up only watching them that one time I shouldn't be surprised.

Massoccur wrote:

Let's give an honorable mention to Eric's "YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?" chronicles.

"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---When im walking around in a mall and there is this SLOW AS SHIT person walking in front of me!! Goddamnit im trying to get somewhere! So move it or loose it BITCHES!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---When there is a group of assholes standing in the middle of a hallway or walkway, and they are just STANDING there and talking and blocking my fucking way!! Get the fuck outa the way or ill bring a friggin sawed-off shotgun to your house and blow your snotty ass head off!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---When people dont watch where THEY ARE FUCKING GOING! Then they plow into me and say "oops, sorry." or "watch it!" NNNYAAAA!!! Next time that happens i will rip out 2 of your damn ribs and shove em into your fuckin eye balls!!!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---Windows Keys!!!"

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNTRY MUSIC!!!!!!

ShadowedGoddess wrote:

Littlelo wrote:

Brandi's stories and anecdotes in that video always strike me as "showing off" in a way. I think she liked the attention she was getting at first.

She does comes off as a wee bit air head-ish to me with her "He's SOOO cute..." statement.   But most girls do like getting attention.

Eric always talked about how evolved he was but went after some pretty stereotypical HS girls.

Lunkhead McGrath wrote:

Massoccur wrote:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wouldn't that be it, though? Imagine, 10-20 years from now, the basement tapes are unearthed. It's an event that crosses all barriers, Reddit, Tumblr, this very forum are all on the edge of their seats. After all these years! And -
And it's just a couple of teenagers ranting about their boom-boom machines and how the kids in preschool where mean to them. I think that would top the unintentional comedy list.

That's always been my suspicion, based on the transcripts....I'd be glad to watch them once but I'm basing that on the sheer fact that they've been kept from us for so long.  So if I ended up only watching them that one time I shouldn't be surprised.

I think some things we would see will be notable but mostly the boys just blowing off steam.

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] I'm assuming you mean Rap God, or I'm Back, not Without Me:

Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP
One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine

aperiogaming wrote:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] I'm assuming you mean Rap God, or I'm Back, not Without Me:

Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP
One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine

Yes.

I suck with the lyrics and what song is what .. LOL.

I just realized how many Rhianna songs I actually like.

Thank you

I actually find some things they wrote in each other’s yearbooks kind of funny. Like Eric writing “Don’t forget, i think she likes us!” And Dylan talking about their shoes and how they get burnt at the water park every summer.

You have to sift through all the murdery stuff.

Screamingophelia wrote:

I actually find some things they wrote in each other’s yearbooks kind of funny. Like Eric writing “Don’t forget, i think she likes us!” And Dylan talking about their shoes and how they get burnt at the water park every summer.

You have to sift through all the murdery stuff.

I can understand the getting burnt thing.  I'm the type of Albino-ish girl that can be covered in sunscreen, under a umbrella, in the shade, AND still manage to somehow get second degree burns. I do not tan.

[quote="ShadowedGoddess"]

Screamingophelia wrote:

I actually find some things they wrote in each other’s yearbooks kind of funny. Like Eric writing “Don’t forget, i think she likes us!” And Dylan talking about their shoes and how they get burnt at the water park every summer.

You have to sift through all the murdery stuff.

I can understand the getting burnt thing.  I'm the type of Albino-ish girl that can be covered in sunscreen, under a umbrella, in the shade, AND still manage to somehow get second degree burns. I do not tan. [/quote

I tan on my shoulders and burn everywhere else, it's so not fair.

'you have to sift through all the murdery stuff"

haha, that seems like a good method. Though honestly even some of the murdery stuff can be funny.

levityball wrote:

'you have to sift through all the murdery stuff"

haha, that seems like a good method. Though honestly even some of the murdery stuff can be funny.

so true.

When Eric and Dylan were telling their guns off.

"Baaaaaaaad!!!" - Eric
"No no no!!" - Dylan

Dunno why, I just always found it hilarious from the first time I saw it.

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] on tumblr is actually a drawing of the scene The only difference is that Arlene is drawn as a person now imagine that scene

Rebbie556 wrote:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] on tumblr is actually a drawing of the scene The only difference is that Arlene is drawn as a person now imagine that scene

And then I go and find it, look at it and feel guilty.
*Hangs head in shame*

Susan Dewitt mentions in her statement that she and Eric listened to Enya at his house (JC-001-006197). I always found that kind of amusing.