Weirdest mass shooter name’s?

What are the oddest, out of pocket, generally strange mass shooter names?

Criteria:(must have atleast one quality named below)

Wildly Out of place (I.e. a guy named “jorge Ramos” living in Japan)

Non traditional/pop culture influenced (I.e. a girl named coraline or a boy named guts)

Outlandishly long or convoluted (I.e. a person with five names or the town that starts with llanfair in wales with an extremely long name)

Flat out grammatically incorrect (like “Dorien” instead of Dorian or “Isac” instead of “Isaac”)

Geographical locations (examples include “America” “Helsinki” and “Houston”

Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Tj lane?

Dylann Roof, Dylan with 2 n.

Kinkeloukaitis wrote:

Tj lane?

Tj lane is a nickname, his real name is Thomas Lane III

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Seriously, the dumbest way to spell Nicholas. Makes him sound Hispanic, even if he’s not.

ColaEnthusiast wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Seriously, the dumbest way to spell Nicholas. Makes him sound Hispanic, even if he’s not.

We don’t know his birth dad so he might be, I heard he’s half Puerto rican

Marcelo Kenji Yoshino, Except for the name Marcelo, sounds like some asiatic Name but he was Brazilian, According to find a grave his parents name was Tetuo and Kiyoe, so probable they they were asian

Drum$tick wrote:

Kinkeloukaitis wrote:

Tj lane?

Tj lane is a nickname, his real name is Thomas Lane III

and his middle name is Storm????

kip kinkel

Seth Ator (translates to Actor of Seth (the Egyptian god of chaos and storms). Metal name, but still weird)

Ammar Ramadan Mansour Mohamad al-Sabaawi: one of the suicide bombers in the November 2015 Paris attacks

Trystan Terrell: Tristan but with a y instead of an i

Eric Houston

Ibrahim Shkupolli (in Finland)

Paul Ciancia (slow down on the last name and you'll find him trying to kill TSA agents ironic)

Jerad Miller

Jarrod Ramos

Ivan Lopez

Bonus: Brian and Brittney Nelson did a suicide pact and also shot their six children to death. One of the kid's name was Vegeta, while another one was named Ragnar.

Primate Murder wrote:

Seth Ator (translates to Actor of Seth (the Egyptian god of chaos and storms). Metal name, but still weird)

Ammar Ramadan Mansour Mohamad al-Sabaawi: one of the suicide bombers in the November 2015 Paris attacks

Trystan Terrell: Tristan but with a y instead of an i

Eric Houston

Why? both Eric and Houston are super common names

Ibrahim Shkupolli (in Finland)

Paul Ciancia (slow down on the last name and you'll find him trying to kill TSA agents ironic)

Jerad Miller

Jarrod Ramos

both common way of spelling '[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared]Jared'[/url] 

Ivan Lopez

I don't get it Ivan is a pretty common name

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Frank Vitkovic.

Willi Walter Seifert where I'm from "Willi" is another word for penis 

Christopher Bryan Speight Speight? like the thing you dig stuff with?

Fedz-Manz wrote:

Primate Murder wrote:

Seth Ator (translates to Actor of Seth (the Egyptian god of chaos and storms). Metal name, but still weird)

Ammar Ramadan Mansour Mohamad al-Sabaawi: one of the suicide bombers in the November 2015 Paris attacks

Trystan Terrell: Tristan but with a y instead of an i

Eric Houston

Why? both Eric and Houston are super common names

Ibrahim Shkupolli (in Finland)

Paul Ciancia (slow down on the last name and you'll find him trying to kill TSA agents ironic)

Jerad Miller

Jarrod Ramos

both common way of spelling 'Jared' 

Ivan Lopez

I don't get it Ivan is a pretty common name

His first name is Russian. His last name is Hispanic.

Primate Murder wrote:

Fedz-Manz wrote:

Primate Murder wrote:

Seth Ator (translates to Actor of Seth (the Egyptian god of chaos and storms). Metal name, but still weird)

Ammar Ramadan Mansour Mohamad al-Sabaawi: one of the suicide bombers in the November 2015 Paris attacks

Trystan Terrell: Tristan but with a y instead of an i

Eric Houston

Why? both Eric and Houston are super common names

Ibrahim Shkupolli (in Finland)

Paul Ciancia (slow down on the last name and you'll find him trying to kill TSA agents ironic)

Jerad Miller

Jarrod Ramos

both common ways of spelling 'Jared' 

Ivan Lopez

I don't get it Ivan is a pretty common name

His first name is Russian. His last name is Hispanic.

oh, ok

Brandon Scott Hole, the man is a walking sexual innuendo.

ColaEnthusiast wrote:

Brandon Scott Hole, the man is a walking sexual innuendo.

Especially ironic considering his fate if he were to surrender

not a mass killer but a serial killer Adolph Theodore Laudenberg

Henrique Lira Trad. Who names their kid Trad?

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Henrique Lira Trad. Who names their kid Trad?

It’s a last name

I don't want to insult Our Lord and Savior Saint General Seung-Hui Cho, but this ''Hui'' part of his name is both phonetically and orthographically similar to word ''chuj'' that means ''dick'' in my language... It always make me laugh. Lmfao

xDarkRazoR wrote:

I don't want to insult Our Lord and Savior Saint General Seung-Hui Cho, but this ''Hui'' part of his name is both phonetically and orthographically similar to word ''chuj'' that means ''dick'' in my language... It always make me laugh. Lmfao

how fucking dare you

Drum$tick wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Henrique Lira Trad. Who names their kid Trad?

It’s a last name

So he is of part Lebanese descent?

Wellington Menezes de Oliveira is odd

Fedz-Manz wrote:

Wellington Menezes de Oliveira is odd

No it's not, Menezes and Oliveira is common, i don't know How common is Wellington in Brazil, but I know that these surnames are common

Primate Murder wrote:

Fedz-Manz wrote:

Primate Murder wrote:

Seth Ator (translates to Actor of Seth (the Egyptian god of chaos and storms). Metal name, but still weird)

Ammar Ramadan Mansour Mohamad al-Sabaawi: one of the suicide bombers in the November 2015 Paris attacks

Trystan Terrell: Tristan but with a y instead of an i

Eric Houston

Why? both Eric and Houston are super common names

Ibrahim Shkupolli (in Finland)

Paul Ciancia (slow down on the last name and you'll find him trying to kill TSA agents ironic)

Jerad Miller

Jarrod Ramos

both common way of spelling 'Jared' 

Ivan Lopez

I don't get it Ivan is a pretty common name

His first name is Russian. His last name is Hispanic.

Ivan is a common name in Latin America, so it is not rare

ZELLAweistDAY3 wrote:

Fedz-Manz wrote:

Wellington Menezes de Oliveira is odd

No it's not, Menezes and Oliveira is common, i don't know How common is Wellington in Brazil, but I know that these surnames are common

I was talking about the name Wellington

Fedz-Manz wrote:

ZELLAweistDAY3 wrote:

Fedz-Manz wrote:

Wellington Menezes de Oliveira is odd

No it's not, Menezes and Oliveira is common, i don't know How common is Wellington in Brazil, but I know that these surnames are common

I was talking about the name Wellington

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mmmmm beef Wellington

ZAVANZK wrote:

Fedz-Manz wrote:

ZELLAweistDAY3 wrote:

Fedz-Manz wrote:

Wellington Menezes de Oliveira is odd

No it's not, Menezes and Oliveira is common, i don't know How common is Wellington in Brazil, but I know that these surnames are common

I was talking about the name Wellington

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mmmmm beef Wellington

Wellington is also the capital of New Zealand
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His very name was probably a nod to the future deadly mass shooting by Brenton Tarrant, and as such Mister Menezes de Oliviera should be considered a cosmic entity!

ColaEnthusiast wrote:

Brandon Scott Hole, the man is a walking sexual innuendo.

Shut your branhole!

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Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Pretty sure Nikolas is just the Greek spelling of Nicholas?

Engel wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Pretty sure Nikolas is just the Greek spelling of Nicholas?

Motherfucker are we in Greece?

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Engel wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Pretty sure Nikolas is just the Greek spelling of Nicholas?

Motherfucker are we in Greece?

don't need to be, typical MURICAN doesn't understand that there is a world beyond the U S OF A

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Engel wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Pretty sure Nikolas is just the Greek spelling of Nicholas?

Motherfucker are we in Greece?

don't need to be, typical MURICAN doesn't understand that there is a world beyond the U S OF A

??? there isn't a world outside the usa whatre you talking about dumb nigger

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Engel wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Pretty sure Nikolas is just the Greek spelling of Nicholas?

Motherfucker are we in Greece?

don't need to be, typical MURICAN doesn't understand that there is a world beyond the U S OF A

??? there isn't a world outside the usa whatre you talking about dumb nigger

Call me a NIGGER again and I'll show your (admittedly) autistic ass what a real true aryan (or Skyrim:Nord) what real life is you fucking AmeriMUTT (or Skyrim:Dark Elf)!

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Engel wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Pretty sure Nikolas is just the Greek spelling of Nicholas?

Motherfucker are we in Greece?

don't need to be, typical MURICAN doesn't understand that there is a world beyond the U S OF A

??? there isn't a world outside the usa whatre you talking about dumb nigger

Call me a NIGGER again and I'll show your (admittedly) autistic ass what a real true aryan (or Skyrim:Nord) what real life is you fucking AmeriMUTT (or Skyrim:Dark Elf)!

As a matter of fact, Americans are more like Wood Elves if you take the Elder Scrolls into account! FUCK OFF!

ZAVANZK wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Engel wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Pretty sure Nikolas is just the Greek spelling of Nicholas?

Motherfucker are we in Greece?

don't need to be, typical MURICAN doesn't understand that there is a world beyond the U S OF A

??? there isn't a world outside the usa whatre you talking about dumb nigger

Call me a NIGGER again and I'll show your (admittedly) autistic ass what a real true aryan (or Skyrim:Nord) what real life is you fucking AmeriMUTT (or Skyrim:Dark Elf)!

As a matter of fact, Americans are more like Wood Elves if you take the Elder Scrolls into account! FUCK OFF!

Fie! Thou art impudent! + Thy manners be not sought + Cease thy lamentations! + Remain displeased + Attend to matters of import + Thou art a poltroon + Mald seethe and strive harder + Hoydens are displeased + Thou art unsophisticated + Thy abilities leave much to be desired + Thy measurements are erroneous + Thou hast stumbled + Thy audacity! + Thou art irked + Any inquiries + Thou art behind contemporary thinking + Acquire a meaningful existence + Oll Korect then? + Thou art nonsensical + Connect with the earth + Thou art stubborn + Not rooted in reality + Thou art likely a weak-hearted individual + Not entertaining, I did not chuckle + Thou art + Thy language usage is faulty + Embark on a journey outdoors + Enhance thy abilities + Report this audacity + An attack floating machine + Improve thy + Thy parent + Obscure + Unpredictable + Prejudiced + Racially charged + Depart from my presence + Thou art not entertaining + Thy measurements fall short.

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Engel wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Pretty sure Nikolas is just the Greek spelling of Nicholas?

Motherfucker are we in Greece?

don't need to be, typical MURICAN doesn't understand that there is a world beyond the U S OF A

??? there isn't a world outside the usa whatre you talking about dumb nigger

Call me a NIGGER again and I'll show your (admittedly) autistic ass what a real true aryan (or Skyrim:Nord) what real life is you fucking AmeriMUTT (or Skyrim:Dark Elf)!

As a matter of fact, Americans are more like Wood Elves if you take the Elder Scrolls into account! FUCK OFF!

Fie! Thou art impudent! + Thy manners be not sought + Cease thy lamentations! + Remain displeased + Attend to matters of import + Thou art a poltroon + Mald seethe and strive harder + Hoydens are displeased + Thou art unsophisticated + Thy abilities leave much to be desired + Thy measurements are erroneous + Thou hast stumbled + Thy audacity! + Thou art irked + Any inquiries + Thou art behind contemporary thinking + Acquire a meaningful existence + Oll Korect then? + Thou art nonsensical + Connect with the earth + Thou art stubborn + Not rooted in reality + Thou art likely a weak-hearted individual + Not entertaining, I did not chuckle + Thou art + Thy language usage is faulty + Embark on a journey outdoors + Enhance thy abilities + Report this audacity + An attack floating machine + Improve thy + Thy parent + Obscure + Unpredictable + Prejudiced + Racially charged + Depart from my presence + Thou art not entertaining + Thy measurements fall short.

I WILL END YOU! I'LL SMASH YOUR HEAD IN WITH MY TACTICAL M48 FUCKEN WAR HAMMER U FOCKEN GAY!

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Engel wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Pretty sure Nikolas is just the Greek spelling of Nicholas?

Motherfucker are we in Greece?

Idk why don't you ask Niks parents? Oh yea they're dead

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Engel wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Pretty sure Nikolas is just the Greek spelling of Nicholas?

Motherfucker are we in Greece?

don't need to be, typical MURICAN doesn't understand that there is a world beyond the U S OF A

??? there isn't a world outside the usa whatre you talking about dumb nigger

Call me a NIGGER again and I'll show your (admittedly) autistic ass what a real true aryan (or Skyrim:Nord) what real life is you fucking AmeriMUTT (or Skyrim:Dark Elf)!

As a matter of fact, Americans are more like Wood Elves if you take the Elder Scrolls into account! FUCK OFF!

Fie! Thou art impudent! + Thy manners be not sought + Cease thy lamentations! + Remain displeased + Attend to matters of import + Thou art a poltroon + Mald seethe and strive harder + Hoydens are displeased + Thou art unsophisticated + Thy abilities leave much to be desired + Thy measurements are erroneous + Thou hast stumbled + Thy audacity! + Thou art irked + Any inquiries + Thou art behind contemporary thinking + Acquire a meaningful existence + Oll Korect then? + Thou art nonsensical + Connect with the earth + Thou art stubborn + Not rooted in reality + Thou art likely a weak-hearted individual + Not entertaining, I did not chuckle + Thou art + Thy language usage is faulty + Embark on a journey outdoors + Enhance thy abilities + Report this audacity + An attack floating machine + Improve thy + Thy parent + Obscure + Unpredictable + Prejudiced + Racially charged + Depart from my presence + Thou art not entertaining + Thy measurements fall short.

I WILL END YOU! I'LL SMASH YOUR HEAD IN WITH MY TACTICAL M48 FUCKEN WAR HAMMER U FOCKEN GAY!

w-what the fwickk did you just fwickking say about me,,, y-you wittle m-meanie? i-i’ll have you know i gwaduated t-top of my cwass in the navy seaws, and i’ve been invowved in numewous s-secwet w-waids on aw-quaeda, and i have o-over 300 confiwmed kills ☆⌒ヽ(“､)chu i am twained in g-gowiwwa w-wawfare and i’m the top sniper in the e-entire us a-awmed fowces〜☆ you are nothing t-to me b-but just a-another tawget ☆:・ﾟ i will wipe you the fwickk out with pwecision the wikes of which has never been seen before on this eawth, mawk my fwickking wowds-.- you think you can get away with saying that p-poopoo to me over the intewnet〜☆ t-think again (.).., f-fwickker ☆:・ﾟ a-as we speak i am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the u-usa and youw i-ip is b-being twaced wight now so y-you better pwepare f-fow the s-stowm, maggot. the stowm t-that wipes out the pathetic wittle thing you call youw w-wife (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. kid ☆⌒ヽ(“､)chu i c-can be anywhere uguu.., anytime (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. and i c-can k-kill y-you in over seven hundwed ways, and that’s j-just with my bare hands. not onwy am i extensivewy twained i-in u-unawmed c-combat, but i have access to t-the entire awsenaw of the united states mawine cowps and i w-will use it to its full extent to wipe y-youw misewable boi pussy off the face of the c-continent, you wittle p-poopoo. if onwy y-you couwd have k-known what unhowy wetwibution youw wittle “cwevew” c-comment w-was about to bwing d-down upon you, maybe you w-wouwd have hewd youw fwickking tongue. but you couwdn’t, you didn’tO.o and now ur p-paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. i will poopoo fuwy all over y-you and you will dwown in it (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead, k-kiddo.

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Engel wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Pretty sure Nikolas is just the Greek spelling of Nicholas?

Motherfucker are we in Greece?

don't need to be, typical MURICAN doesn't understand that there is a world beyond the U S OF A

??? there isn't a world outside the usa whatre you talking about dumb nigger

Call me a NIGGER again and I'll show your (admittedly) autistic ass what a real true aryan (or Skyrim:Nord) what real life is you fucking AmeriMUTT (or Skyrim:Dark Elf)!

As a matter of fact, Americans are more like Wood Elves if you take the Elder Scrolls into account! FUCK OFF!

Fie! Thou art impudent! + Thy manners be not sought + Cease thy lamentations! + Remain displeased + Attend to matters of import + Thou art a poltroon + Mald seethe and strive harder + Hoydens are displeased + Thou art unsophisticated + Thy abilities leave much to be desired + Thy measurements are erroneous + Thou hast stumbled + Thy audacity! + Thou art irked + Any inquiries + Thou art behind contemporary thinking + Acquire a meaningful existence + Oll Korect then? + Thou art nonsensical + Connect with the earth + Thou art stubborn + Not rooted in reality + Thou art likely a weak-hearted individual + Not entertaining, I did not chuckle + Thou art + Thy language usage is faulty + Embark on a journey outdoors + Enhance thy abilities + Report this audacity + An attack floating machine + Improve thy + Thy parent + Obscure + Unpredictable + Prejudiced + Racially charged + Depart from my presence + Thou art not entertaining + Thy measurements fall short.

I WILL END YOU! I'LL SMASH YOUR HEAD IN WITH MY TACTICAL M48 FUCKEN WAR HAMMER U FOCKEN GAY!

w-what the fwickk did you just fwickking say about me,,, y-you wittle m-meanie? i-i’ll have you know i gwaduated t-top of my cwass in the navy seaws, and i’ve been invowved in numewous s-secwet w-waids on aw-quaeda, and i have o-over 300 confiwmed kills ☆⌒ヽ(“､)chu i am twained in g-gowiwwa w-wawfare and i’m the top sniper in the e-entire us a-awmed fowces〜☆ you are nothing t-to me b-but just a-another tawget ☆:・ﾟ i will wipe you the fwickk out with pwecision the wikes of which has never been seen before on this eawth, mawk my fwickking wowds-.- you think you can get away with saying that p-poopoo to me over the intewnet〜☆ t-think again (.).., f-fwickker ☆:・ﾟ a-as we speak i am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the u-usa and youw i-ip is b-being twaced wight now so y-you better pwepare f-fow the s-stowm, maggot. the stowm t-that wipes out the pathetic wittle thing you call youw w-wife (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. kid ☆⌒ヽ(“､)chu i c-can be anywhere uguu.., anytime (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. and i c-can k-kill y-you in over seven hundwed ways, and that’s j-just with my bare hands. not onwy am i extensivewy twained i-in u-unawmed c-combat, but i have access to t-the entire awsenaw of the united states mawine cowps and i w-will use it to its full extent to wipe y-youw misewable boi pussy off the face of the c-continent, you wittle p-poopoo. if onwy y-you couwd have k-known what unhowy wetwibution youw wittle “cwevew” c-comment w-was about to bwing d-down upon you, maybe you w-wouwd have hewd youw fwickking tongue. but you couwdn’t, you didn’tO.o and now ur p-paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. i will poopoo fuwy all over y-you and you will dwown in it (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead, k-kiddo.

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ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

ZAVANZK wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Engel wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Pretty sure Nikolas is just the Greek spelling of Nicholas?

Motherfucker are we in Greece?

don't need to be, typical MURICAN doesn't understand that there is a world beyond the U S OF A

??? there isn't a world outside the usa whatre you talking about dumb nigger

Call me a NIGGER again and I'll show your (admittedly) autistic ass what a real true aryan (or Skyrim:Nord) what real life is you fucking AmeriMUTT (or Skyrim:Dark Elf)!

As a matter of fact, Americans are more like Wood Elves if you take the Elder Scrolls into account! FUCK OFF!

Fie! Thou art impudent! + Thy manners be not sought + Cease thy lamentations! + Remain displeased + Attend to matters of import + Thou art a poltroon + Mald seethe and strive harder + Hoydens are displeased + Thou art unsophisticated + Thy abilities leave much to be desired + Thy measurements are erroneous + Thou hast stumbled + Thy audacity! + Thou art irked + Any inquiries + Thou art behind contemporary thinking + Acquire a meaningful existence + Oll Korect then? + Thou art nonsensical + Connect with the earth + Thou art stubborn + Not rooted in reality + Thou art likely a weak-hearted individual + Not entertaining, I did not chuckle + Thou art + Thy language usage is faulty + Embark on a journey outdoors + Enhance thy abilities + Report this audacity + An attack floating machine + Improve thy + Thy parent + Obscure + Unpredictable + Prejudiced + Racially charged + Depart from my presence + Thou art not entertaining + Thy measurements fall short.

I WILL END YOU! I'LL SMASH YOUR HEAD IN WITH MY TACTICAL M48 FUCKEN WAR HAMMER U FOCKEN GAY!

w-what the fwickk did you just fwickking say about me,,, y-you wittle m-meanie? i-i’ll have you know i gwaduated t-top of my cwass in the navy seaws, and i’ve been invowved in numewous s-secwet w-waids on aw-quaeda, and i have o-over 300 confiwmed kills ☆⌒ヽ(“､)chu i am twained in g-gowiwwa w-wawfare and i’m the top sniper in the e-entire us a-awmed fowces〜☆ you are nothing t-to me b-but just a-another tawget ☆:・ﾟ i will wipe you the fwickk out with pwecision the wikes of which has never been seen before on this eawth, mawk my fwickking wowds-.- you think you can get away with saying that p-poopoo to me over the intewnet〜☆ t-think again (.).., f-fwickker ☆:・ﾟ a-as we speak i am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the u-usa and youw i-ip is b-being twaced wight now so y-you better pwepare f-fow the s-stowm, maggot. the stowm t-that wipes out the pathetic wittle thing you call youw w-wife (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. kid ☆⌒ヽ(“､)chu i c-can be anywhere uguu.., anytime (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. and i c-can k-kill y-you in over seven hundwed ways, and that’s j-just with my bare hands. not onwy am i extensivewy twained i-in u-unawmed c-combat, but i have access to t-the entire awsenaw of the united states mawine cowps and i w-will use it to its full extent to wipe y-youw misewable boi pussy off the face of the c-continent, you wittle p-poopoo. if onwy y-you couwd have k-known what unhowy wetwibution youw wittle “cwevew” c-comment w-was about to bwing d-down upon you, maybe you w-wouwd have hewd youw fwickking tongue. but you couwdn’t, you didn’tO.o and now ur p-paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. i will poopoo fuwy all over y-you and you will dwown in it (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead, k-kiddo.

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You're probably one of those dudes who walks down the street and everybody looks at him and just yeah, small dick. That's probably who you are. I hope you get really insecure next time you're out in public like, walking down the street and you see someone look at you a little bit and you're like, "oh why are they looking at me? Oh it must just be normal passing traffic" No! Everybody knows. Every girl you meet. Like, when you go talk to a girl in a club. You go "hi my name's Terry" she knows. They all know. I hope you become very insecure because you fucking should be. Everybody whose ever glanced at your pathetic miserable face has known that you have a fucking miniscule penis. And they will for the rest of your life. How does that make you feel?

On an unrelated note: CAN U MAKE GROUP CHATS ON THIS GAY FUCKING FORUM?!?!?!?!??!?!
finally unCOCked PMS and I WONDER WHAT??!=!=!==!=

Dpeed_Running_Amok wrote:

NEXT STEP UP wrote:

Engel wrote:

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Nikolas Cruz.

Nobody is named NIKOLAS.

Pretty sure Nikolas is just the Greek spelling of Nicholas?

Motherfucker are we in Greece?

isn't Greece that place where men have gay sex that fascist really like?

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God I wish

(Basically any mass shooter that is brown or black has a dumb ethnic name)

SonOfaGunz wrote:

(Basically any mass shooter that is brown or black has a dumb ethnic name)

It's the most asshole answer I've ever read, basically because all you're saying is that the weirdest names are the names you don't like, There's no such thing as a dumb ethnic name