Columbine tumblr theories.

Today I found somebody on tumblr who claimed that the duffel bags planted by E&D had been tampered with (wires cut etc.) by somebody, and that the bombs didn't go of because of it. I chuckled to myself for a bit.

Any other strange tumblr theories you've read lately?

I remember one that stated the bombs were planted during the prom after party...

There's always the infamous CIA mind control false flag BS too...

E/D were gay, and the constant use of the word F** drove them to kill...

Nazi mind control...

AC repairman was actually a sniper...

anyways - when I lurked on tumblr too much - I just thought - alrighty,tighty stupid fangs - uuuhh - facks - great (*verbal irony intended*).
so - the next STORM trooper goes out to - lemme guess - lemming and their families? WHAT!? I don't think so, but - hm...

NUH-uh... kay - right - huh!
(stop tumblr taggin' ED and DK, if you are - in love or kinda stessed / burned out - or Cullen is gonna hit you - get it? - hit you?
(*cynism intended*)

greetz
Stanley Harris Cooper
aka Nightshiftstalker