Eric and Dylan's Hit Lists

From Larkin's book Comprehending Columbine page 11, he says that Eric's and Dylan's combined Hit Lists had 67 names. We know the names were never released, but I wonder who made the list and for what reason?

Eric liked to make lists, and was kind of a weird grudge holder. Also he had listed several girls that had blown him off, so I feel that his list may have looked something like this-

1. Redacted- Hate the way she walks. Bitch never called me back.
2. Redacted- Carries his backpack in a stupid manner.
3. Redacted- Chews gum to loud. ( I have issues with loud chewers myself )
4. Redacted- Said KMFDM was lame.

Other then the typical jocks/bullies that were sure to have been listed, who else do you think made the lists?

5. Redacted- Laughs too loud, just shut up
6. Redacted- Didn't know the answer to "Who wrote Othello' moron
7. Redacted- Asked why I was wearing a Trench Coat on an 80 degree day

Nick Baumgart would have been number 5. I truly feel Eric was very petty.

LOL, Nate was one of the only guys that didn't piss Eric off enough to stop being friends with him (Dylan excluded of course)

I think Eric and Nate did have a fairly minor problem with each other after they both became interested in that Kristi Epling girl. But Eric didn't seem to completely hate Nate because of it.

Ah, yes! I remember now. Nate went to prom with her I think? Maybe no one wanted to go to prom with Eric because if they didn't have fun they were afraid they'd get their house toilet papered or something. Little did they know it would have been the least of their worries.

8. Redacted bumped into me, apologized but the ass hole should have seen me.
9. Redacted asked her out, said she didn't like Outback, I can't go out with someone that stupid.

There were so many random people on there that did not even know Eric. So I think anyone that ever even breathed wrong on him got added.

Screamingophelia wrote:

Ah, yes! I remember now. Nate went to prom with her I think? Maybe no one wanted to go to prom with Eric because if they didn't have fun they were afraid they'd get their house toilet papered or something. Little did they know it would have been the least of their worries.

8. Redacted bumped into me, apologized but the ass hole should have seen me.
9. Redacted asked her out, said she didn't like Outback, I can't go out with someone that stupid.

Funny you mention [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] there. There was a student that bumped into Eric (and was actually Eric's fault) and the student apologized and Eric bit his head off. So This did happen lol

10. Redacted- Asked me if I was playing dress up in my dads clothes,pointing to my trench coat.
11. Redacted-Said my dog wasn't manly enough. Sparky RULES!  

I should have just asked people to post the most hilarious reasons someone may have made Eric's list. I could keep this going for a while!

LOL, I had no idea. He had a temper.... Dylan had some patience with him clearly....

Sparky! That made me laugh.

12. Redacted called me handsome, I'm also smart, stop being a superficial trendy PRICK! Bitch.

13. Redacted said I had mustard on my shirt, thanks for pointing that out jack ass.

14. Redacted said they were Dylan's best friend, NO you worthless piece of bitch ass shit, I am Dylan's best friend.

Screamingophelia wrote:

LOL, I had no idea. He had a temper.... Dylan had some patience with him clearly.....

I can just imagine Eric throwing a huge temper tantrum and Dylan just shaking his head at him like he was some bratty toddler.


15. Redacted-Told her to get more SlimJims and she forgot! Sorry mom!
16. Redacted- Opened her pop can just a little!

LOL and 16! SOB and their pop cans. Also I love areas where they say pop not soda. I live in a soda area now

When I went to the dark side of tumblr for a moment I did see a funny drawing, it was a very little eric in his hat screaming like a banshee and Dylan with his arms folded with a stoic look on his face with his arms crossed like "are you done?"

17. Redacted did not respect me as his boss, no Dylan I am your boss at Blackjack! Now clock in and make pizza.

I freely admit to being a Hick, and to me saying soda just sounds weird. LOL!

18. Redacted-Asked if my combat boots came in men sizes.

These lists are honestly hilarious. What's even funnier is Eric thinking he sounded tough writing them.

19. Redacted said I was TRYING to sound tough, I AM tough

20. Redacted asked me how much hair gel I use. F%$CK YOU! I use mousse.

21. Redacted didn't excuse himself after he burped. It's called manners you neanderthal

I can't even think of doing anything for Dylan, Eric is way too much fun.

I have no clue about Dylan either. I think he only made one because Eric was such a diligent little list maker.

1Mare1 wrote:

These lists are honestly hilarious. What's even funnier is Eric thinking he sounded tough writing them.

These lists were not made by Eric, you know that right?


NOTE: Eric/Dylan 'Shit Lists' were simply names - not descriptions.

22. Redacted didn't get our funny running commentary GAWD! It's as if he doesn't, go to the 2nd dimension, let alone the fifth. Me. I do... that is where there is light. Darkness. Everything. Nothing. I am nothing.... therefore, I. am everything. (there's a Dylan one for you kiddos)

Screamingophelia wrote:

22. Redacted didn't get our funny running commentary GAWD! It's as if  he doesn't,  go to the 2nd dimension, let alone the fifth. Me. I do... that is where there is light. Darkness. Everything. Nothing. I am nothing.... therefore, I. am everything.       (there's a Dylan one for you kiddos)

sororityalpha wrote:

1Mare1 wrote:

These lists are honestly hilarious. What's even funnier is Eric thinking he sounded tough writing them.

These lists were not made by Eric, you know that right?


NOTE: Eric/Dylan 'Shit Lists' were simply names - not descriptions.

Hypothetical scenario, I should have explained.

23.Redacted-Damn you and your Kitty hair!(Rocky)

Dylan had issues with his kitty getting white hair on all his black clothes!

1Mare1 wrote:

sororityalpha wrote:

1Mare1 wrote:

These lists are honestly hilarious. What's even funnier is Eric thinking he sounded tough writing them.

These lists were not made by Eric, you know that right?


NOTE: Eric/Dylan 'Shit Lists' were simply names - not descriptions.

Hypothetical scenario, I should have explained.

I still can't get past the likely hood that most people on Eric's Shit Lists probably earned their spot for some very petty ass reasons. Which makes this even funnier to me.

They totally did. I'm sure a few of them were warranted but I think Eric was such a hot head that he'd find anything to get pissed at you about.

Didn't Dylan have a drawing of a TShirt that said "no cat hair" I think he was designing a Halloween costume. That's a deep dive True Crime costume for someone. Go as what Dylan Klebold was going to go as for Halloween....


24. Redacted woke me up before noon. Damn coyote.

This thread is giving me LIFE. Eric especially got angry at the most ridiculous things. Then there's the parts in his journal where he talks about hating other races (and lists a bunch of racial slurs in his day planner), and later on says he hates racists. Like, what?

Screamingophelia wrote:

. Didn't Dylan have a drawing of a TShirt that said "no cat hair" I think he was designing a Halloween costume.

YES! It was a shirt that had ZERO on it, that he had made a drawing of and pointed out that it was newly washed, but had cat hairs on it!

LOL. Dylan is a contradiction. He is described as being sloppy or not bathing and being a bit lazy but he actually has a bit of sophistication to him and he's very neat in some ways. I don't think Eric would care if he had a bunch of dog hair on him from giving Sparky a good pet before he went to school. IMHO of course.

25. Redacted failed to make me a GD perfect map.

26. Redacted said Rammstein was better than KMFDM. Loser, they BOTH rule.

Littlelo wrote:

This thread is giving me LIFE. Eric especially got angry at the most ridiculous things. Then there's the parts in his journal where he talks about hating other races (and lists a bunch of racial slurs in his day planner), and later on says he hates racists. Like, what?

Yet another list! I can't stress it enough, Eric LOVED to make lists. I think its likely he may have made a list of different lists that he wanted to make!

Littlelo wrote:

This thread is giving me LIFE. Eric especially got angry at the most ridiculous things. Then there's the parts in his journal where he talks about hating other races (and lists a bunch of racial slurs in his day planner), and later on says he hates racists. Like, what?

He also acknowledged he was a hypocrite and that it was okay for him and him alone.

27. Redacted-Said she only dated tall guys. Freakishly tall ass bitch!
28. Redacted-Had the nerve to breath in my direction.

QuestionMark wrote:

He also acknowledged he was a hypocrite and that it was okay for him and him alone.

I think he actually tried to be. Eric was pretty much a walking, talking contradiction.

Yes! Eric also HATE liars SO much yet he's like... but ME, I am the best liar and I can lie all I want.

Also not harping on the whole Dylan smells thing, which I mean, he's a teenaged boy and when I was that age I was told by the mean girls that I smelled and I had AMAZING hygeine...Eric also hated teen smokers.

28- That is hysterical.

29. Redacted said "Hello Eric Harris" did I tell you that you could speak my full name jerk.

Can we all agree that poor Eric was a very awkward smoker?! He tried SO hard to look cool while doing it, but just couldn't pull it off.

30. Redacted-Made Eric mad. I had to listen to him rant for 3 hours!

I think Eric was trying to copy his buddy Dylan. The smoking, trench coat, sunglasses....

31. Reacted was on a Dylan roll today. This is MY list. MINE.

32. Redacted didn't respond to me when I said "have a nice day" at work. What a stuck up piece of shit.

33. Redacted looked at me sideways. F$cker should get his ass kicked.

34. Redacted didn't have Mountain Dew, just Dr. Pepper, well ass hole I have a CRAVING for Mountain Dew so it doesn't matter that I like them both, HAVE BOTH OF THEM!

35. Redacted- She blinks to often.
36. Redacted- Said I licked my lips in a sexual manner!

37. Redacted claims I'm NOT a hot piece of ass who can get any woman I want with just my smile. That's the one rumor I LIKE. I'd like to kick his ass.

Eric/Dylan's Lists were made during 1997-1998.

It is interesting that in the 11k, most of the people they contacted from Eric's lists never even knew him or knew of him until the shooting. Also strange is when they called/paged the various phone numbers he kept, most of those people also wondered why he would have their name/number on a list.

It shows a lot about his mental state and how perceived slights or just little things about them got to Eric. Added to all that rage.

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] agreed. I wonder how much you can chalk up to being an angsty teen versus him having a real complex

Exactly. I keep forgetting if he was on meds at the time too.

Eric was open about his rage and Dylan had the slow burn, which may have been why he was the perceived nice one with friends and when they saw him be so nasty on 4/20 people were shocked. Eric openly would be mean if you weren't on his side and he didn't give a shit.

None of his friends have talked about the Adam Kyler thing or him being brutal to girls in gym as far as I know.

I always wonder why Dave Cullen says in interviews that Dylan was more open with his rage while Eric tried to 'minimize the damage'. Like I know he is known for getting things wrong, but where did he get that from?

Also, between E&D, who wrote the (S)HIT LIST and who wrote the "top of the class of 98 should have died" list?

Littlelo wrote:

Also, between E&D, who wrote the (S)HIT LIST and who wrote the "top of the class of 98 should have died" list?

I'm almost certain Eric wrote both.

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I wonder if anyone from the ketchup incident was on the lists but didn't fess up?

Also was it just Dylan or Eric and Dylan?

LIttlelo, that's an interesting question because I honestly always thought Dylan had more of a quiet rage. He did have the whole bullying thing of Adam Kyler and the girls in gym class. Eric supposedly threatened to kill Devon. Then again others say they were sweet and funny. I remember getting punched in the back by a guy on my graduation day, but my acquaintance Stephanie told him to back off, they were REALLY good friends. Now I think was it a Dylan type person? I don't know, since I can't think of Dylan being like that until NBK. Finally lashing out.

Coming from a very quiet and shy person in HS when I was in plays I was really out there and playing the character and not giving AF, in a dark way Dylan was like that on 4/20. Getting a clear picture of both of them still seems a bit difficult even today.

38. Redacted said they didn't enjoy their visit to Kansas. I was BORN in Kansas which means it's the best place. What a worthless waste of space.

Both Eric & Dylan had Shit Lists.

Eric wrote the "Class of 98 Top of the 'Should Have Died' List"

39. Redacted has taken 3 weeks to update this list, what else does she have to do? Paint her nails, I don't want to hear her BS excuses! MAKE ME THE PERFECT LIST.

40. Redacted-Bitch said her Tortilla Wrap wasn't wrapped right. I'll have her know I am the WRAP MASTER!

"u luk @ meh funi!11!!11 u r on mah HIT LIS!11!"