Cleaning Cullenbine

Hey, I have a great idea: Let's clean up Dave Cullen's Columbine by getting rid of all the bullshit.

Here, I'll start:

Dylan Klebold wanted chicks. Lots and lots of chicks.

But he didn't bone any.

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On the ultimate high school scorecard, Eric scored jack shit. Brooks Brown, a hideously-ugly guy who never bathed, had a girlfriend. Eric did not.

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Eric looked striking head-on: prominent cheekbones, hollowed out underneath--all his features proportionate, clean-cut, and all-American. The profile presented a bit of a problem, however:

Eric Harris wrote:

have always hated how I looked, I make fun of people who look like me, sometimes without even thinking sometimes just because I want to rip on myself. Thats where a lot of my hate grows from, the fact that I have practically no selfesteem, especially concerning girls and looks and such. therefore people make fun of me... constantly... therefore I get no respect and therefore I get fucking PISSED.