E&D funniest moments

Your funniest moments of the boys ? Mine:
Eric’s “Dylan shut up” cracked me up” or the part in basement tape when he found out that Dylan was Jewish *awkward silence* response:”hmm that’s too bad “ idk if he’s being sarcastic but that was funny as hell. Or the car accident where Eric was furious and Dylan told him to shut up &get in the car

Eric in Columbine video. "Hey mother wanna another" That always killed me. Eric seemed to have a quick wit and a decent sense of humor.

Or Tiffany :” will it be on tv?”
Eric:”probably, in the morning news.” I was like gurl you don’t know...,

Pretty much the whole car wax commercial makes me laugh with Eric telling Dylan to shut up, saying he can yell real loud, and with Dylan doing his lines.

Also, in radioactive clothing when Dylan says to "shoot anything that moves and is made of...clothes"

Lol

Dylan messing up his lines in HFH makes me laugh. He's so freaking self deprecating which seems rare from what we have heard of him.

The fight with the clothes is pretty funny too.

Littlelo wrote:

Pretty much the whole car wax commercial makes me laugh with Eric telling Dylan to shut up, saying he can yell real loud, and with Dylan doing his lines.

Also, in radioactive clothing when Dylan says to "shoot anything that moves and is made of...clothes"

Lol

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY SISTER'S BIKE!"  

Or interesting noises Eric made in patrol video &in columbine video I only say “nyeeeeaaah”

Rebbie556 wrote:

Or interesting noises Eric made in patrol video  &in columbine video I only say “nyeeeeaaah”

"Yeeeeeap"

"The fuck was your name again?"

Littlelo wrote:

"Yeeeeeap"

"The fuck was your name again?"

That gets me every time!

Rebbie556 wrote:

Or Tiffany :” will it be on tv?”
Eric:”probably, in the morning news.”  I was like gurl you don’t know...,

That is always so crazy to me. I just watched that video again today for some reason.

Or Eric in Trenchcoat he looked like a kid out of his dads closet

I find whiny Dylan saying "because I don't want to hold a sledgehammer, I'll just use a baseball bat" to be funny. Why don't you want to hold a sledgehammer....

I think Eric's journal has a few choice moments along with the "natural selection, you fuckers!"-type stuff.

Quote :

HA! HAHAHA! neener! Booga Booga.
wooh, different pen. HA!
KILL all retards, people w/ brain fuck ups, drug adics, people cant figure out [how] to use a fucking lighter.

All of that, coupled with the hilariously out-of-place broken Rammstein German, makes the whole thing seem like a 13-year-old's fanfiction interpretation of Eric Harris, not the man himself.

Massoccur wrote:

I think Eric's journal has a few choice moments along with the "natural selection, you fuckers!"-type stuff.

Quote :

HA! HAHAHA! neener! Booga Booga.
wooh, different pen. HA!
KILL all retards, people w/ brain fuck ups, drug adics, people cant figure out [how] to use a fucking lighter.

All of that, coupled with the hilariously out-of-place broken Rammstein German, makes the whole thing seem like a 13-year-old's fanfiction interpretation of Eric Harris, not the man himself.

Eric was an EXPERT at lighting cigarettes.

funniest part in their videos is when they arrive in the basement in radioactive clothing and they get ambushed and Eric yells "Come on man, what's up man" then he sounds kind of British when he says "What you doing? what you doing?"

spidEr wrote:

funniest part in their videos is when they arrive in the basement in radioactive clothing and they get ambushed and Eric yells "Come on man, what's up man" then he sounds kind of British when he says "What you doing? what you doing?"

That is hysterical!

When they're talking to brandi in Eric in columbine and she asks any of them if they have a comb and Eric pretends to pull one out of his back pocket like "Oh yeah hold on!"

Dylan's scream when the shirt flies at him and he throws the dart at it, oh and in highway patrol when Eric is being put into the 'police car' the guy accidentally hits Eric's head on the roof.

My favorites are Eric's rant about Brooks where he's making fun of Brooks for all the lies he has told, like that his Uncle lives next door to "the r-e-s-p-e-c-t lady". Also where he's talking about how he'll use his $4 thousand dollar check to buy a couple of guns. Sarcasm like that always makes me laugh.

And of course the "what the fuck was your name"? Radioactive Clothing in general is pretty funny. The "yep" and "yea" back and forth and Dylan's "it's a good thing we ordered those radioactive...shit" and then he starts laughing. And in Hitmen, the part where Eric's talking about a janitor being upset if he had to clean up a dead body.

Those are just a few I can think of off.

I think we can all agree that the entirety of Radioactive Clothing is a cinematic masterpiece.

Massoccur wrote:

I think we can all agree that the entirety of Radioactive Clothing is a cinematic masterpiece.

They had gold, they had no idea!

Screamingophelia wrote:

Massoccur wrote:

I think we can all agree that the entirety of Radioactive Clothing is a cinematic masterpiece.

They had gold, they had no idea!

Agreed!

W.A.R. wrote:

Screamingophelia wrote:

Massoccur wrote:

I think we can all agree that the entirety of Radioactive Clothing is a cinematic masterpiece.

They had gold, they had no idea!

But seriously, you know if they were alive today they'd probably be making YouTube video skits and whatnot.

Just watched the eric in columbine video again and I've replayed Eric and Eric Veiks reaction to Brandis locker plastered with ben affleck like ten times now haha

"oh jeez"
"what the hell..."

23september wrote:

Just watched the eric in columbine video again and I've replayed Eric and Eric Veiks reaction to Brandis locker plastered with ben affleck like ten times now haha

"oh jeez"
"what the hell..."

I like when they're like "umm alriiight.."

Lots of one liners in that video make me laugh.

Littlelo wrote:

23september wrote:

Just watched the eric in columbine video again and I've replayed Eric and Eric Veiks reaction to Brandis locker plastered with ben affleck like ten times now haha

"oh jeez"
"what the hell..."

I like when they're like "umm alriiight.."

Lots of one liners in that video make me laugh.

I laugh at the Eric and an Andrew... how did she not know Eric's name... I thought they knew each other lol

Screamingophelia wrote:

Littlelo wrote:

23september wrote:

Just watched the eric in columbine video again and I've replayed Eric and Eric Veiks reaction to Brandis locker plastered with ben affleck like ten times now haha

"oh jeez"
"what the hell..."

I like when they're like "umm alriiight.."

Lots of one liners in that video make me laugh.

I laugh at the Eric and an Andrew... how did she not know Eric's name... I thought they knew each other lol

"Eric's are cool"

"Thanks!"

He probably loved that attention, and probably also loved whenever she grabbed his arm when she wanted him to listen to her stories

Littlelo wrote:

Screamingophelia wrote:

Littlelo wrote:

23september wrote:

Just watched the eric in columbine video again and I've replayed Eric and Eric Veiks reaction to Brandis locker plastered with ben affleck like ten times now haha

"oh jeez"
"what the hell..."

I like when they're like "umm alriiight.."

Lots of one liners in that video make me laugh.

I laugh at the Eric and an Andrew... how did she not know Eric's name... I thought they knew each other lol

"Eric's are cool"

"Thanks!"

He probably loved that attention, and probably also loved whenever she grabbed his arm when she wanted him to listen to her stories

I bet that was a nice day for him.

Totally forgot Dylan's "look guys, it's a house" from the Basement Tapes. I picture Eric trying to be super angry and scary and Dylan's just chilling out and playing with candy... it's probably funnier in my mind.

Screamingophelia wrote:

Totally forgot Dylan's "look guys, it's a house" from the Basement Tapes. I picture Eric trying to be super angry and scary and Dylan's just chilling out and playing with candy... it's probably funnier in my mind.

Oh man, I think you've figured it out - Jeffco doesn't want us seeing the tapes because they want to keep the comedic gold to themselves.

Massoccur wrote:

Screamingophelia wrote:

Totally forgot Dylan's "look guys, it's a house" from the Basement Tapes. I picture Eric trying to be super angry and scary and Dylan's just chilling out and playing with candy... it's probably funnier in my mind.

Oh man, I think you've figured it out - Jeffco doesn't want us seeing the tapes because they want to keep the comedic gold to themselves.

lol yes!!

SNL parody with Eric and Dylan

I think they did something like that with Will Ferrell. Terrorists we're trying to tape a warning and one guy kept goofing off.

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wouldn't that be it, though? Imagine, 10-20 years from now, the basement tapes are unearthed. It's an event that crosses all barriers, Reddit, Tumblr, this very forum are all on the edge of their seats. After all these years! And -
And it's just a couple of teenagers ranting about their boom-boom machines and how the kids in preschool where mean to them. I think that would top the unintentional comedy list.

Massoccur wrote:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wouldn't that be it, though? Imagine, 10-20 years from now, the basement tapes are unearthed. It's an event that crosses all barriers, Reddit, Tumblr, this very forum are all on the edge of their seats. After all these years! And -
And it's just a couple of teenagers ranting about their boom-boom machines and how the kids in preschool where mean to them. I think that would top the unintentional comedy list.

I think it's going to be just that and a lot of head scratching... like "why was this kept from us"

Fangirls all over will be disappointed at what Eric looks like shirtless... I think he is shirtless in a scene.. which kind of makes me laugh that it was a detail kept into the transcript

Screamingophelia wrote:

Massoccur wrote:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wouldn't that be it, though? Imagine, 10-20 years from now, the basement tapes are unearthed. It's an event that crosses all barriers, Reddit, Tumblr, this very forum are all on the edge of their seats. After all these years! And -
And it's just a couple of teenagers ranting about their boom-boom machines and how the kids in preschool where mean to them. I think that would top the unintentional comedy list.

I think it's going to be just that and a lot of head scratching... like "why was this kept from us"

Fangirls all over will be disappointed at what Eric looks like shirtless... I think he is shirtless in a scene.. which kind of makes me laugh that it was a detail kept into the transcript

It always surprises me that Eric apparently let himself be filmed shirtless, considering how self-conscious we are told he was about his chest deformity.

Littlelo wrote:

Screamingophelia wrote:

Massoccur wrote:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wouldn't that be it, though? Imagine, 10-20 years from now, the basement tapes are unearthed. It's an event that crosses all barriers, Reddit, Tumblr, this very forum are all on the edge of their seats. After all these years! And -
And it's just a couple of teenagers ranting about their boom-boom machines and how the kids in preschool where mean to them. I think that would top the unintentional comedy list.

I think it's going to be just that and a lot of head scratching... like "why was this kept from us"

Fangirls all over will be disappointed at what Eric looks like shirtless... I think he is shirtless in a scene.. which kind of makes me laugh that it was a detail kept into the transcript

It always surprises me that Eric apparently let himself be filmed shirtless, consi

dering how self-conscious we are told he was about his chest deformity.

Maybe he got some new confidence once he put his plan is to action?

But then did you see that he was shirtless in class and being wrapped up like a mummy? I read that once a while back.

In the basement tapes it was Eric being cool calm and collected while Dylan was totally spazzing out and shouting and swearing. Eric kept telling him to keep calm and shut the f up. LOL Cant remember if Time magazine or some other big magazine watched the Basement tapes and reported back at the time.

MalonsMilk wrote:

In the basement tapes it was Eric being cool calm and collected while Dylan was totally spazzing out and shouting and swearing. Eric kept telling him to keep calm and shut the f up. LOL Cant remember if Time magazine or some other big magazine watched the Basement tapes and reported back at the time.

Yes, Time released an exclusive article on the tapes in December 1999.

"Proctor stated that Harris was a very nice guy over the phone and in person, but that during the game, he was "a sadistic prick." He stated that in the game there is some sort of a morph egg that turns you into a helpless pig that runs away, but after Harris had turned Proctor into the pig, he also hit him with a fireball. He then, via the game, said "I smell bacon" after that Harris called Proctor "bacon" for quite some time."

munchkinphone wrote:

"Proctor stated that Harris was a very nice guy over the phone and in person, but that during the game, he was "a sadistic prick." He stated that in the game there is some sort of a morph egg that turns you into a helpless pig that runs away, but after Harris had turned Proctor into the pig, he also hit him with a fireball. He then, via the game, said "I smell bacon" after that Harris called Proctor "bacon" for quite some time."

munchkinphone wrote:

"Proctor stated that Harris was a very nice guy over the phone and in person, but that during the game, he was "a sadistic prick." He stated that in the game there is some sort of a morph egg that turns you into a helpless pig that runs away, but after Harris had turned Proctor into the pig, he also hit him with a fireball. He then, via the game, said "I smell bacon" after that Harris called Proctor "bacon" for quite some time."

Well that IS funny! Most people would agree.

Not anything they did but in "Without Me" Eminem mentions them and taking care of bullies, even though they wrote about hating his music.

Let's give an honorable mention to Eric's "YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?" chronicles.

"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---When im walking around in a mall and there is this SLOW AS SHIT person walking in front of me!! Goddamnit im trying to get somewhere! So move it or loose it BITCHES!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---When there is a group of assholes standing in the middle of a hallway or walkway, and they are just STANDING there and talking and blocking my fucking way!! Get the fuck outa the way or ill bring a friggin sawed-off shotgun to your house and blow your snotty ass head off!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---When people dont watch where THEY ARE FUCKING GOING! Then they plow into me and say "oops, sorry." or "watch it!" NNNYAAAA!!! Next time that happens i will rip out 2 of your damn ribs and shove em into your fuckin eye balls!!!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---Windows Keys!!!"

Massoccur wrote:

Let's give an honorable mention to Eric's "YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?" chronicles...

You can't forget the ending! The last sentence will always be my favorite Eric Harris quote.

Thats all for now folks, hope you enjoyed! If i think up any more things, ill put em on here! And sorry if i offended you, but, if i did, that means that you are one of the people that i mentioned that i hate, so i guess im not sorry, you asshole.

“Do you believe in aliens? You bet your probed ass I do” always tickled me.

Draw_It_White wrote:

“Do you believe in aliens? You bet your probed ass I do” always tickled me.

That one always got me too.

The Jo Mamma jokes were pretty funny. I'd love to know who thought of which ones

-When Eric was got mad in his day planner in the atlas section over how the author drew the map
- eric's centipede girl drawing
- "whoa new pen"